So there's six players left, and with Dan as the outgoing HoH, Memphis, Jerry, Keesha Ollie, and Renny are standing in separate booths while Julie explains the rules of "Big Brother Headlines." Apparently people voted on headlines on the CBS.com website about who in the house some future headlines are about. First of all, these "headlines" are completely lame, but let's get started. The first one is about which houseguest is most likely to get lost on the way home from work: Jerry or Keesha? Four of them vote for Keesha (see?), except the loyal Renny, who thinks she's out until someone tells her they're just playing for points and she's still in it. The second question is about whether Renny or Dan would go on a comedy tour. Memphis is the only one to pick Dan, so he and Renny are tied for last while Jerry, Keesha, and Ollie are tied for first. On the third question, which is about whether Ollie or Dan would save his family from a burning building, only Jerry gets it right (and Ollie changes his answer at the last second). Memphis is the only one to blow the next question, about whether he or Jerry is more likely to be entrusted with a national security secret (which shouldn't be a headline in the first place, but let's just keep going). The fifth question, about whether Jerry or Renny would be more likely to have a movie made about their life, goes bad for everyone but Renny, who correctly guesses herself. The question about whether Memphis or Ollie is more likely to be arrested by the fashion police results in more embarrassment for Memphis. Looks like someone picked the wrong week to go with a plunging neckline, Mr. Mixologist.
Jerry's in the lead by one point when Julie asks the last question, about whether Dan or Keesha would beat Jessie in an arm-wrestling match. Keesha guesses herself and Jerry guesses Dan. And since Keesha was right and Jerry's wrong, we have a tie between the two of them. Keesha looks ready to have a stroke from all of this stress as Julie has them pick up their little whiteboards to guess a number, which is the number of giant lollipops on the table after the food competition. They both guess 100, so that's another tie (it was 218). The tie-tie-breaker expects them to estimate the total number of seconds it took for the winners of each of this week's PoV heats to win. Jerry guesses 300. Keesha takes almost that long to come up with a scrawled 500. It looks like she was going to go with 300, and then changed her mind, which is too bad. I would have liked to see them have to guess the number of photons in the living room or something. But since the correct answer was over 1,000, Keesha is the new HoH. Have a good half-hour, Keesha!













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