They discover the backyard cluttered with crap, including a couple of cars. They split up into two teams: "shirts" and "ties," with Jeff, Kevin, Lydia, and Michele on the ties team (which means they wear ugly plaid ties) and Jordan, Russell, Jessie, and Natalie on the shirt team (which means they wear ugly plaid shirts). Jeff manages to get over being on a different team from Jordan. Chima explains the rules. In keeping with the movie's theme about a used car lot, each team has to "sell" cars, and the way they do this, in the fevered imagination of the show's producers, is to load the back of each station wagon with different items of crap strewn around the backyard. Each item has a different point value, and the team that gets the most points crammed into their car in five minutes -- along with their own useless carcasses -- wins. Plus one member of the winning team gets a cash prize, whereas the losing team will be the week's Have-Nots. As HoH, Chima sits this one out, but she does get to pick a team to root for, and if that team wins, she gets to join in the screening too. Chima picks the shirts team, because her allies are on it. Or, as Natalie DRs, "She knows we're winners."













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