Big Brother
Big Brother

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M. Giant: B- | 405 USERS: B-
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My Boyfriend's Back

I normally skip the previouslies, but in this case, the "previouslies" are where we learn that the little farewell gift Annie left before her eviction was a smoke bomb. Scandalous!

So now we're down to twelve players and zero saboteurs. Rachel Diary-Rooms that she's happy to get to stay, especially with Brendon, while Enzo says that after Annie got hit with a "grenade from the Brigade," Brendon and Rachel are next. Yeah, good luck with that. After Annie's departure, Brendon comes clean on all his degrees, but insists he is still a swim coach. And in the Diary Room, Andrew and Ragan gloat that nobody knows they're a doctor and a college professor, respectively. It just makes Enzo want Brendon out more.

But of course, since Rachel won HoH, that's not going to happen, at least not this week. Andrew throws a happy party for some reason, drawing attention to himself as always. Britney DRs, "We let some idiot, who wasn't even smart enough to put on pants before the competition, win." Indeed, the editors are blurring her ass when she hugs Brendon. Enzo says the Brigade got hit, but they're the ones who give them out. I don't think that's the case, actually. Too bad there isn't going to be a DVD of this season featuring the Brigade that exists inside Enzo's head.

Matt and Enzo try to figure out what's going to happen next, saying that Brendon is the de facto HoH this week. They at least admit they made a mistake sending home Annie, which is the first thing they've done right.

Brendon and Rachel celebrate and make out in one of the bedrooms, but Rachel DRs that she can't use her power for revenge. Brendon DRs that they're going to make their decisions together. In other words, Brendon is making the decisions.

In the kitchen, Enzo and Britney decide that Andrew is in an alliance with Rachel and Brendon, just because he was so happy about the results. Andrew himself tells Britney and Monet that he thought one of them was going to win it. They call him on his little celebration, and he stupidly admits the he has to be honest. Not in this house you don't, moron. Andrew just digs himself in deeper with Britney, and we saw how that worked out for Annie.

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