Hardly tells everyone, several times, that he's now playing only for himself. Krusta stumbles around the yard, sobbing. I think she's just realized that she has to go back to Louisiana, and face everyone who has watched her get drunk and act like a skeeze with a knife-wielding, dentally challenged psychotic.

In the Big Blue Chair of T-Minus Two Days to Eviction, Krusta muses that Will is willing to say anything to stay in the game.

So, at some point during the day, Krusta comes barreling out of the bedroom area after Will. "Will! Look, you little bitch, you think --" and I don't hear the rest for laughing. Okay, Will and Krusta are having it out. Well, Krusta is trying to have it out, but Will won't yell about...whatever Krusta is trying to get him to yell about. I never know what anyone's really talking about during this show, and I can't decide if that's because I'm stupid, or they are. I have my suspicions, though. "You betrayed me," Krusta says. Will swears he did not. Then he starts talking in circles, to confuse and disorient her. It works.

Later, Nicole and Will are hanging out in the kitchen, and Krusta comes stomping in, shooting both of them a sharp, nasty glare. She drags Nicole into the bedroom and announces to Nicole that she's no longer comfortable being nominated. She threateningly tells Nicole that if Krusta gets the boot, Nicole will be next. Nicole rolls her brows...I mean, "her eyes."

Big Blue Chair of the Man I Know I Can't Trust, Yet to Whom I Consistently Return for More Lying and Abuse, Which I Enjoy. Will tells the camera that he's "prided [himself] on lying since day one. And [he has] to keep doing that, or people will feel let down." It's true. If Will sprouted a conscience, I'd be very disappointed in him. We've got enough wailing sad sacks on this show as it is.

The Bat Cave. Will and Nicole lie on her bed and chit-chat about their varying schemes and plans. She assures him that no one knows about their super-secret pact, and no one will. Yeah, except for that part where they're always holed up together with the doors closed. That's not suspicious at all. She also tells him that she's more than willing to screw over old Hardly. "Everything couldn't be more in line for us than it is right now," Nicole pronounces. Will cackles evilly. He tells Nicole that he actually likes Hardly; he just need to follow through on his promise to avenge Shannon with great wrath. Nicole's all blah, blah, blah, I know that. "I don't fucking care what you do," she says. "You're the boss," Will says. Nicole's all, no shit. You are my puppet, puppetmaster. "Sounds like a plan," Will continues. "Is this when we bang?" he asks. Hee!