The boys are out on the patio, weightlifting. Bunky grunts that It'sOnica's "I never had a chance to win" spiel is "a cop-out." Will and Hardly nod and give him lifting tips.
Bunky and Nicole hunker down in the Bat Cave. Bunky tells Nicole that it really creeped him out when It'sOnica started laughing during Nicole's nomination speech. Nicole nods grimly. Krusta comes scampering into the bedroom at this point, and Bunky makes tracks to leave the two girls alone. Krusta climbs onto the bed and tells Nicole she's not mad at her. Nicole reiterates that UT was really hurtful to her. Krusta babbles that UT wasn't a serious alliance, but Nicole doesn't buy it. Krusta points out that UT was a long, long time ago. Y'all, I'm beginning to feel sort of bad for Krusta. She's having an emotional breakdown! And her life has been really hard! I don't want her to, like, win, or anything. I just feel sort of bad for her. Think about it; she said that Justin treated her better than any man she's ever been with. Then, she fell for Mike Boogie. Clearly, she's got some serious, deep-seated issues. I'm not even kidding. ["Yes, she really needs intensive therapy. You left out the part where, after Mike Boogie left the house, she fell for the pig. She has attachment issues." -- Wing Chun] She's in love with a thirty-one-year-old rapping busboy. That's just wrong.
Will cackles that he's talking Nicole into not trusting Hardly. This pleases him.
Krusta says some more that she's ready to leave.
"If she's a voluntary exit, can we still vote for [It'sOnica]?" Bunky asks. Will stares at him. "You're being the evil doctor!" he says. "Does this mean I have to be gay?"
It'sOnica is already packing her stuff. Nicole sees this, and rolls her eyes. She's gonna pull something if she keeps up her grueling eye-rolling schedule.
Nicole goes in to talk to Hardly. "I'm thinking I don't know what the hell [It'sOnica]'s talking about, as usual," she says. I love all this "It'sOnica makes no sense" talk. I can only imagine what the producers in the walls are saying. They're all sitting around, watching the houseguests, and I get the impression that every time It'sOnica says something, they all just look at each other and shrug. Hardly and Nicole agree that they have to get rid of Krusta, even if It'sOnica is driving them totally insane. Which, of course, she is.