Next we have the Let's Fuck With Amber segment, wherein we learn that Amber believes she has the goods to be a model outside the house. Which is a big ol' softball across the plate for the show to display its nastier tendencies: we see footage of Amber stuffing her face, Amber looking less than rock-hard in her bikini, Amber red-faced and puffy after crying in the DR. She tells Jameka she thinks she has the stuff the girls on America's Next Top Model have, and honestly? Busted face, nose for dramatics, inability to derive meaning from relatively simple and common words? She totally does! Somebody call Tyra. I don't care if she's undercover at the Bunny Ranch, get her on the phone!
Episode Report CardJoe R: C- | 488 USERS: C+
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