Up in the HoH room, Memphis and Dan celebrate and talk about their next step, and whether it might actually be safer to take Jerry with them to the final three. Yeah, I knew this alliance would turn on each other. I'm actually surprised it took this long. Keesha comes to visit them, and Dan acts all sad like he's just realizing that he's going to have to nominate her. They joke a bit about the situation, but when Memphis says, "At least you didn't unpack," it kind of quits being funny and Keesha leaves soon after. As she thoughtfully gives herself a pedicure, she informs her toenails, "They're gonna fricking evict me." Her toenails fail to react.
So then she returns to the HoH room to confront Memphis and Dan with her suspicions. They give the worst denials ever, and then fall silent. But Keesha swears not to go quietly, or vote for her evictor in the end, or keep her opinions to herself in the jury house. She leaves the room, and Memphis follows, although he doesn't have anything to say to her but "I'm sorry." She follows him into the living room, where Dan is also sitting now, and she flips out on them in a totally soap-worthy performance while they sit there silently. When she leaves again, this time it's Dan who follows her, quietly saying that it's all Memphis's fault and out of Dan's hands. Yeah, he played that much better than Memphis did. Want proof? Keesha promises Dan her vote on the spot.
In the studio, Julie gets on the viewscreen to the final four, assembled in the living room. She plays them a clip from the luxury competition before confirming for them that the guy in the gorilla suit was actually Jessie. Keesha admits that she wouldn't have been so excited about the gorilla at the time. Well, I certainly wasn't. Julie then asks Memphis what a "fruitless exit" is. Memphis admits it was a lame guess, because it's not like he can come out and define it as "What Keesha's going to be doing in about five minutes." Julie asks Dan how his trip was, and Dan talks about it in vague terms without mentioning that anyone else was there. Julie doesn't call him out or bringing Michelle along, probably because someone told her not to. We are live, after all. The next question is to Jerry, asking how he feels about making it this far. How is that a question? Jerry "jokes" that he's made an offer to buy the house. Fortunately we get a commercial break here to wipe the tears of laughter from our eyes.