And now, Marcellas, the Wacky Obsessive-Compulsive. The point of this overlong sequence is that Marcellas is one of those people who lives right on the line between "Wow, he's overly concerned about disinfecting everything, which is sort of annoying," and "Wow, he's...call a doctor, hon." He tells us that he brought many bottles of pure alcohol with him, and he uses them liberally to disinfect everything. "And I have to stop myself sometimes from grabbing bottles of that and dousing these people head to toe in it." Never has one comment so thoroughly captured this show. Most painfully, Marcellas explains that he allowed Tonya to use his clippers to shave Josh's chest. Can you imagine a more agony-inducing thing that could happen to a person who values cleanliness? Tonya and Josh using one of your personal care items? Unfortunately, in order to truly understand Marcellas's pain, we have to see Tonya actually shaving said chest. "Ew" doesn't begin to describe it. "That beast fur? In my clippers? Yuck!" Marcellas laments. "I have not only his germs in it, but I have his karma on it," he despairs. "Believe me, those clippers are going in the garbage the minute I walk out of here five hundred thousand dollars richer," he says emphatically.
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: B- | 483 USERS: C+
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