Chiara confronts her Prince of Sexy Secret Evil over this. He insists he's just kidding. Ha-ha! Just kidding! She's livid. "She. Wants. You," Chiara insists. Meanwhile, Amy (wearing some very, very unfortunate braids) talks to Marcellas in the HoH room about how badly she wants Chiara out of the house, so "she won't be in [Amy's] fuckin' face all the time." Marcellas organizes a powwow where Amy and Chiara meet to make kissyface, which they do, pretending not to hate each other, and then they run back to their respective friends and say she-tried-to-be-all, but-then-I-was-like, so-I-said-to-her, and-she-didn't-even, and it's ON, DAMMIT! Most notably, Tonya comments that Amy is "fake." And then she chatters her bleached teeth together, tosses her dyed hair, and pumps additional air into her gravity-defying artificial breasts. Also, Chiara can't stop using the word "advancements" to describe Amy's flirtations with Roddy, and that's really not the word she wants. She wants "advances," and even then, it's really pretty much a word from about 1850.

Now, still smarting from this stupid, petty, juvenile argument, Amy does by far the dumbest thing she's done so far. She drags Josh into the HoH room, and she tells him that she'll give him her vote this week if he will put up Chiara in the event that he wins HoH. "I don't associate with certain types of people outside the house," she snots. "Call me a snob [YOU'RE A SNOB], I don't deny it." She goes on to call Chiara "white trash" (over the line, Amy), and to say that she is "better than" Chiara. First of all? I don't know who in the hell you think you are, Princess Petunia, but nothing about you suggests that any of that is anything other than utter bullshit. Speaking strategically? Amy, Amy, Amy. How foolish and shortsighted can you get? Keep your eye on the ball, girlie! And this is why Roddy's maneuver is brilliant. He's got the girls focused on each other, and he's made himself look like quite the inert victim, when in fact he is and has been the instigator of the entire thing. Wow, he's really bad. But since I now hate both of the women involved, I really don't feel bad for them. Even a little. If that's the kind of woman you want to be, this is the kind of crap you're going to spend all your time on.