After the food competition, some of the women loll around the house and discuss how horny they all are. I sure hope everyone who knows them is watching this, because there's nothing a kid likes better than going to school and being taunted with the fact that his mom is dying for a piece of ass. Krista explains that the first thing she's going to do when she gets out of the house is "get her some," because her sex drive is "off the hook." In a federal prison somewhere, Justin makes a note to make a break for it as soon as Krista gets the boot. Monica tells the world that she's been celibate for a year and a half. That's nothing, she says, because she's previously gone without for up four years. Krista looks amazed. She thinks she's hitting her sexual peak, she says, because sex is all she can think about. Nicole calls out from the kitchen that, eight months ago, her sex drive was out of control and her husband was all worried that he wasn't going to be able to satisfy her after they got married. Monica nods solemnly, and explains that celibacy isn't so bad, because once you've gone for a certain period of time without getting any, you sort of go into sexual hibernation: you don't even want it anymore. "If I get a taste of it, though," Monica says, "it's going on." Later, the girls stroll into the kitchen, where Hardy's walking around with his shirt off. Monica warns him that if he doesn't stop touching her, she's going to jump him. The two of them start dancing around the kitchen, all pumping their legs and arms into the air. It's funny. But I really don't want to be thinking that they're all dying to get some. I mean, that's natural, and fine, and all, but I don't need to know. I just don't. No, thank you. Nope.
Episode Report CardJessica: B+ | 458 USERS: C+
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