In the Big Blue Chair of The Woman Who Gets No Screen Time, Which Is Probably Why I Still Like Her, Monica wishes that Kent had nominated Will along with Mike.
Kitchen. Mike is still whining. "It's like being in a movie, and the extras and the stand-ins fucking take over the movie, and the stars are out. Because I'm a fucking star and he's a fucking extra," he says. All over North America, psychiatrists turn to their spouses. "Delusions," they say. The spouses nod. Will looks at his lap. Mike puts his feet on the table. "Straight up," he says. "Period. The end." I clasp my hands over my mouth to stop the stream of expletives. ["Plus, get your dirty shoes off the table. People eat off that." -- Wing Chun]
Mike's outside, all trying to work though his anger by lifting weights and running around. Kent isn't surprised by Mike's anger, he says, because "[Mike]'s an immature person." A thousand times word. Bunky admits that he's sort of taken aback by Mike's vehemence. In order to assuage Mike, Krista offers to spoon with him. He's all, "Yes!" Gross. That is so, so gross. Mike talks some more about how much he hates Kent. Mike? You know how you feel about Kent? That's how America feels about you. Sorry. Wait, I'm not sorry at all. I hope the good people of Los Angeles (and, despite this shameful display from Mike, there are some decent people in this city) picket Belly until the end of time. The end of TIME!
Okay, so there's this thread on the forums in which we choose horrible and humiliating nicknames for each of the houseguests, and whomever dubbed Krista "Krusta" (sarcasmick, I think) was so right on the money. I shall henceforth adopt "Krusta" as her name. Because she's crusty. And I'm not just talking about the cold sore. Although that's part of it. Blee blee, Mike wants Krusta to win because he loves her and wants to have ten thousand of her babies. For her part, Krusta is pissed that Kent said people think she's a "non-trusting [sic]" person.
In the bathroom, Nicole tells Krusta that Kent is speaking for himself and not the rest of the house. "Next week, it's on," Krusta says. "Not with you, baby. Not with you." Nicole sort of groans to herself. Over in the Big Blue Chair of I Think Nicole is Playing the Hell Out of This Game, Nicole observes that Krusta is just telling people what they want to hear.