Britney goes into the HoH room to cry, and Ragan and Matt join her to commiserate. Meanwhile, down in the Have-Not Dump, we have a group that it might be to early to start calling the Brigade 2.0 (Enzo, Hayden, Lane, and Brendon), but I'm going to anyway. Enzo's pissed, because he lost the PoV and yet he's got no clothes except a penguin suit. Lane confesses that he took the phone call, and since Hayden doesn't confess to looting the till, Enzo assumes, "Matty made out. Matty won everything. The sneak that he is." Hayden actually closes his mouth for the first time ever. Lane offers to go up and spy on what's going on with Britney.
Lane joins the group in the HoH room, and Britney asks for the room so she can talk to Lane. She tells Lane why she's pissed, and he confesses to her that he got the phone call. Britney realizes that means Hayden won everything else, but Lane insists that Matt did. Britney believes him, and I supposed I can't get too worked up over people calling Matt a liar given how he's been telling everyone all summer that his wife has a rare bone disease. Lane assures Britney that she's safe next week. "You're not [Brendon's] target, "he says with completely unwarranted confidence. I'd like to know who the hell is, then. Instead of asking Lane that, she rants at length about her position, and finally tells him, "You gotta understand why I'm pouty about it." "And you gotta understand that I'm Lane," he says, which she can't help smiling at. Lane assures us in the DR that he adores Britney, but he's not above manipulating her. "My loyalty is straight with the Brigade." Which version of it? Because clearly loyalty to the Brigade is worth a lot more than the loyalty of the Brigade, as Matt is proving glacially slow to learn.
Britney enters the HoH room to find the Pandora's Box door up and waiting for her. The first envelope provides few clues, and the video feed shows nothing but a big box with a question mark on it. The second envelope hints that she could receive advice from a houseguest from a previous season. "What if it's somebody horrible that I hated?" she wonders, but decides to open the box anyway. She enters the vault and approaches a big box full of confetti. And out bursts --OH MY GOD NOT FUCKING JESSIE AGAIN JUST KILL ME AND WHY HAS BRITNEY STOPPED SCREAMING AFTER HER ORIGINAL YELP OF STARTLEMENT? I'M STILL SCREAMING AND I'M NOT EVEN THERE!!!! Okay, I'm going to pause and calm down.
All right, I'm back and --GOD! NOT JESSIE AGAIN! Sorry, hold on...