In an interview, Mike explains that he doesn’t think Monica or Nicole is playing the game very well. They’re acting “real,” he says, like they’re still in the audition process. So, Mike’s harmless class-clown schtick is a put-on, and part of a larger plan, huh? That’s actually kind of smart, provided he can keep it up.

Back over at The Getting To Know You extravaganza, Sheryl tells the group that she has two kids, and she’s not going to tell anyone how old they are. Will looks over at her lasciviously. “Sherry, any way you look at it, is hot. And I hope her 17-year-old son isn’t watching, because I’m kind of embarrassed that I think his mom is hot,” he admits in an interview. I know that Sheryl is the one who loves Dr. Laura, and yet I do not hate her yet. She’s sort of sassy. Next, it’s Justin’s turn. He tells the houseguests that he doesn’t have any kids he “takes credit for.” What in the name of God is wrong with his teeth? He’s got, like, this one giant snaggletooth that sticks out when he talks. It’s very distracting. In an interview, Nicole, wearing too-young-for-her pigtails, snips that Justin is too crude. What’s up with her eyebrows? They’re all black and drawn in, and they scare me. Justin, in his own interview, admits that Nicole “turns him off big-time.”