Up in HoH, April is complaining to Ollie about Keesha's "disrespect" in becoming friends with Memphis, after April "saved" her. Now she's calling Keesha a "little bitch" behind her back, though, so I think that evens things out a little.
What up, Karen from Ohio? She's the one who came up with tonight's America's Player task: "Which houseguest do you want Dan to hug for at least ten seconds?" I just love watching these voting instructions burn up air time.
April considers her nominations. Keesha is aware that being friends with Memphis might make her a target, but isn't going to do anything about it. Dan is only concerned about his America's Player responsibilities, which he spent all of fifteen seconds on. Michelle is confident in the promise April made to her up on the wall. Memphis says that April would be an idiot not to nominate him, and admits that he would have done the same to her. And as April loads the key box, she says that her two nominees are people she doesn't trust. Well, that narrows it down.
At the nomination meeting, April turns out to have nominated Jessie and Memphis. So that's a big win for Dan. April tells Jessie that he is an intimidating competitor, and April cites the car curse as her reason for nominating Memphis. Even though she's the only one who's ever been seen to give a shit about that.
In the DR, Memphis is sanguine: "One of us is leaving, and hopefully it's not going to be me." Jessie is less so: "My alliance sucks." April claims that she kept her word to Michelle, in that Memphis is the one she wants out and Jessie is just a pawn. Michelle, however, doesn't see it that way. "I'm hoping that April knows what she's talking about," she says nervously. Well, there's a first time for everything. Libra is hopeful that Jessie will put some more bullets in his already-Swiss-cheesy foot and get himself out of there. See you Tuesday, if you care.
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