And then Jordan drops off after just 8:35. "I'm not one to tolerate pain," she explains in the DR. "This isn't, like, Survivor or whatever." Well, okay then. She and Adam commiserate on the sidelines.
Ten minutes in, Kalia farts, which doesn't give her the lift she might have hoped.
It's looking like Shelly's time is limited. Jordan mouths an apology at Rachel, who's just staring strap-distorted daggers back at her, and then signals that Shelly's next. Sure enough, Shelly drops at just over twelve minutes. She knows that her fate is now in Porsche and Kalia's numbing hands. Rachel starts a little psy-ops on Porsche, saying Porsche is carrying people and doing all the work, which is not something Porsche has been accused off all that often. After 16 minutes, Rachel is still hanging on motionless like she's super-glued to the Brendon dummy, while Porsche keeps wiggling on Keith and finally falls with eighteen-and-a-half minutes on the clock. Much to Kalia's frustration. With 21 minutes down, Rachel is still locked onto Brendon, although she's started to try climbing higher for a better position. Kalia is slipping, though, and getting annoyed with Rachel's gushing about hanging onto "Brennan." Must be hard to say the D with her face full of him. Ew, I just grossed myself out.
This is still going on at nearly twenty minutes in, but Kalia drops at 32:09, and Rachel wins, just like the producers planned for her to when they set up a lame copy of the very first competition of the season, which she also won. So that's a Veto for Rachel, who says it's for Brendon and Jeff. "We are in the final five!" she sings. Porsche DRs unhappily that she's going to have to nominate Adam and Shelly now. Shelly's pretty bitter about this in the DR.
After the ads, everyone comes back inside and Shelly thinks she needs to do some "swift talking and some quick planning" to save herself. Some time travel probably wouldn't hurt either. Rachel and Jordan celebrate in the storage room, and plan to get rid of Shelly, who they think has been spreading rumors about both of them. In addition to what Shelly actually did, I guess.
Adam is embarrassed at his loss, as he should be, and beats himself up over it in front of Porsche. Who doesn't really have much to say about it. Meanwhile, Rachel and Jordan whisper shit about Shelly and how much they need to get her out of the house. "From this point forward, it's me and you, Jordan," Rachel says. Jordan manages not to flee in terror.