Michelle is so pissed in the DR that you can barely understand what she's saying with all the bleeping. The only thing that's clear is that she's got Dan figured out: he's a plant. That...actually would be the only thing that would make sense to someone in Michelle's position right now. Dan congratulates himself on making a big move after weeks of passivity, and as we see Ollie throwing giant lollipops around the house and knocking stuff down, he DRs that Dan's disrespect will be "rectified" before he leaves. Good luck with that.
Double elimination coming up on Thursday. Think Dan would have made his "big move" if he'd known about that?
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