Big Brother
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 10-29 Weecap |
There Can Be Only OneMemphis, Tennes-see ya! - When it's Renegade vs. Renegade, the result is a total blowout. |
2008.09.16
2008.09.17 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-28 Weecap |
Been There, Seen ThatGreatest Hits and Misses - Dan and Memphis host a clip show while trying to pretend they're not hosting a clip show. |
2008.09.14
2008.09.15 |
D | M. Giant |
| 10-27 Weecap |
Late RetirementRenegades FTW! - Jerry's shut out, and Dan and Memphis take it to the end. |
2008.09.11
2008.09.12 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-26 Weecap |
Dan and Michelle's ReunionKeesha Kicked to the Kurb - Just like last season, a pair of nigh-invulnerable fratsters drag the oldest houseguest with them to the final three. |
2008.09.09
2008.09.10 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-25 Weecap |
Tangled WebAnimal Planet - Who looks dumber: Jessie, gloating about getting to return for three hours so he can caper silently around the backyard in an anonymous gorilla suit? Or the moth Memphis feeds to Ted the Spider? |
2008.09.07
2008.09.08 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-24 Weecap |
Not So Big, Not So EasyLost in Translation - After sending Renny to the jury house, Dan and the other three remaining players return to a living room that has a clue in it. Unfortunately the clue is under a sumo wrestler's ass. |
2008.09.04
2008.09.05 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-23 Weecap |
Demon SpawnRenegades vs. Renny - Dan and Memphis pull out another victory for an alliance that's getting less secret by the hour. |
2008.09.02
2008.09.03 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-22 Weecap |
Final FiveDownhill Skee - The alliance's luck falls through when Jerry wins HoH. |
2008.08.31
2008.09.01 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-21 Weecap |
Double Your PleasureFortune Favors Dan - Dan successfully backdoors Michelle, sees his ally win HoH, wins PoV, and votes Ollie out, all in less than an hour. |
2008.08.28
2008.08.29 |
A | M. Giant |
| 10-20 Weecap |
Dan, the Man with the PlanPsych! - Even with April gone, Ollie's still getting screwed. |
2008.08.26
2008.08.27 |
A- | M. Giant |
| 10-19 Weecap |
Taken or Took?A Devil of a Deal - Because Dan can't just win HoH like a normal person, he all but hands the magic key to Ollie. |
2008.08.24
2008.08.25 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-18 Weecap |
April GlowersFear of Commitment - The showmance is in the air, as April and Ollie are unable to turn back the tide of housemates who, for some reason, would rather have Jerry stick around. |
2008.08.21
2008.08.22 |
B+ | M. Giant |
| 10-17 Weecap |
When All Else Fails, Try BriberySeason 10 Episode 17 - Dan shows what he can do when he's not claiming to throw a competition, although for all the talk about how harebrained Renny's nominations were, you'd think the one person who's allowed to change them might actually do so. |
2008.08.19
2008.08.20 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-16 Weecap |
The GodmotherRenny's Revenge - What's better than a loose cannon in the Big Brother house? A loose cannon in the HoH room. |
2008.08.17
2008.08.18 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-15 Weecap |
UnbalancedFlip That House - April tries to turn the house against Keesha just to prove she can, but ends up proving the opposite. |
2008.08.14
2008.08.15 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-14 Weecap |
Jerry and JudasThe Difference Between 'Power' and 'Balls' - Nominees Keesha and Libra both have emotional outbursts that turn into strategic moves, but neither of them are going to have much effect on the one in the house with the real power: the stick that's up Jerry's ass. |
2008.08.12
2008.08.13 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-13 Weecap |
Fallout BoyZombie Houseguests - Former Big Brother players return from the dead to swarm the compound. Aim for the head! |
2008.08.10
2008.08.11 |
A- | M. Giant |
| 10-12 Weecap |
Jessie's WorldFlying the Coup - Keesha, Libra, and Renny, and a secret player called the United States of America pull off a switcheroo to boot Jessie, and new HoH Michelle vows revenge. You guys, I think we can take her. |
2008.08.07
2008.08.08 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 10-11 Weecap |
Happy Birthday to Keesha
|
2008.08.05
2008.08.06 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 10-10 Weecap |
Disenchanted AprilOut on a Ledge - Before beating Michelle at the HoH competition, April promises to protect Jessie and Michelle, which is bad news for Memphis. So of course Keesha makes friends with him. |
2008.08.03
2008.08.04 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-9 Weecap |
So Long, Asian SensationKeesha's Revenge - Jessie decides to prove there's nothing he can do to get voted out this week, and turns out to be right. Dammit. |
2008.07.31
2008.08.01 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-8 Weecap |
Banner Day
|
2008.07.29
2008.07.30 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 10-7 Weecap |
Sock to the SystemNot the Boss of Keesha - Everyone has their own ideas as to whom Keesha should nominate, so of course she does the opposite of all of them. |
2008.07.27
2008.07.28 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-6 Weecap |
Leavin' StevenThe Last Rodeo - Steven may be able to hold onto a bucking bull to the end, but a house full of Big Brother idiots is a much tougher animal to get a grip on. |
2008.07.23
2008.07.24 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-5 Weecap |
UnbalancedThe More Things Change - Alliances and enmities shift rapidly this hour, which is why it's kind of a letdown when the overall situation remains the same. |
2008.07.22
2008.07.23 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 10-4 Weecap |
Put a Cork In ItJessie's World - Turns out it's easy to get along when Jessie is the HoH: just kiss his brilliantly-defined glutes enough. |
2008.07.20
2008.07.21 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 10-3 Weecap |
Dead LastExit the Puppetmaster - Brian forgot the first rule of running the Big Brother house: Don't tell everyone you're running the Big Brother house. |
2008.07.16
2008.07.17 |
B | M. Giant |
| 10-2 Weecap |
Don't Believe the Hype
|
2008.07.15
2008.07.16 |
A- | M. Giant |
| 10-1 Weecap |
Dirty Baker's DozenDirty Baker's Dozen - Meet the latest crop of nutcases -- thirteen of them -- who put the "0" and the "Brother" in Big Brother 10. |
2008.07.13
2008.07.14 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-33 Weecap |
Not with a Bang but a MehThe End - This should soften the blow of Adam's firing. |
2008.04.27
2008.04.28 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-32 Weecap |
The Ultimate Bro-manceShe-Bombs - A pair of failures in the HoH competition leaves Sheila at the mercy of Adam and Ryan. |
2008.04.23
2008.04.24 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-31 Weecap |
Till Death Do You PartThe Defiant Ones - Sheila and Adam spend a day shackled together, then turn out to have a stronger bond than Ryan anticipated. |
2008.04.22
2008.04.23 |
B+ | M. Giant |
| 9-30 Weecap |
What Happens in VegasTeam Crucified - Is something that amounts to a really long movie promo. |
2008.04.20
2008.04.21 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-29 Weecap |
Final FourFinal Four - Not so fast, Natalie. |
2008.04.16
2008.04.17 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-28 Weecap |
Stick To The PlanStick To The Plan - Natalie's still got faith in Team Christ, having apparently forgotten how things worked out for its namesake. |
2008.04.15
2008.04.16 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-27 Weecap |
Hell Freezes OverHell Freezes Over - Sheila does the seemingly impossible and wins HoH. |
2008.04.13
2008.04.14 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-26 Weecap |
They Won't Have James to Kick Around Any MoreThey Won't Have James to Kick Around Any More - At least that's what James tries to do. Fortunately, he's been wanting to leave all along anyway. |
2008.04.09
2008.04.10 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-25 Weecap |
A-Balling Things UpA-Balling Things Up - Adam regrets his nominations, but Ryan fixes it for him. |
2008.04.08
2008.04.09 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-24 Weecap |
You Say Potato, I Say Shut UpYou Say Potato, I Say Shut Up - A team food challenge goes well, but Adam's allies are still left eating their hats. |
2008.04.06
2008.04.07 |
B+ | M. Giant |
| 9-23 Weecap |
TurnaboutTurnabout - Joshuah's fortunes in the house take a 360-degree turn. No, that's not a typo. |
2008.04.01
2008.04.03 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-22 Weecap |
Veto Threepeat-OVeto Threepeat-O - James pulls out another PoV victory, and Joshuah and Sharon prepare to say goodbye to each other in very different ways. |
2008.03.31
2008.04.02 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-21 Recap |
At Sevens and EightsAt Sevens and Eights - It's the beginning of another end for James. |
2008.03.30
2008.03.31 |
D | M. Giant |
| 9-20 Recap |
Chel'd Up and Spit OutChel'd Up and Spit Out - Chelsia's eviction goes more or less as planned, except for her meltdowns. |
2008.03.26
2008.03.27 |
A+ | M. Giant |
| 9-19 Recap |
Evel Never DiesEvel Never Dies - Evel Dick comes back. Fortunately, he leaves again. |
2008.03.25
2008.03.26 |
C+ | M. Giant |
| 9-18 Weecap |
Spoon-FedSpoon-Fed - Adam gets two odd things as HoH: a fridge full of baby food, and strategic nomination instructions from Natalie. |
2008.03.23
2008.03.24 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-17 Recap |
One Less Bible BuddyOne Less Bible Buddy - Matt finally figures out how to get some space from Natalie: get his ass evicted. |
2008.03.19
2008.03.20 |
C+ | M. Giant |
| 9-16 Recap |
A Jacobean Revenge TragedyA Jacobean Revenge Tragedy - Okay, so it's not actually a tragedy for anybody but Natalie. |
2008.03.18
2008.03.20 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-15 Weecap |
So There!So There! - The pattern of unevicted houseguests returning to become HoH holds for another week. |
2008.03.16
2008.03.17 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-14 Weecap |
Same As It Ever WasSame As It Ever Was - James gets evicted, but it doesn't take. |
2008.03.12
2008.03.13 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-13 Weecap |
A Tangled WebA Tangled Web - Some of the houseguests come up with a plan to have Ryan put up Matt as a replacement nominee, but they're the ones who take it in the back door. |
2008.03.11
2008.03.12 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 9-12 Weecap |
Breaking Up Is Easy To DoBreaking Up Is Easy To Do - For Big Brother, at any rate. |
2008.03.09
2008.03.10 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 9-11 Weecap |
UncouplingUncoupling - The rest of this season just got twice as long. |
2008.03.05
2008.03.06 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 9-10 Weecap |
Needy NatalieNeedy Natalie - Natalie's thrilled at winning the Power of Veto; Matt will have to like her now! |
2008.03.04
2008.03.05 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-9 Weecap |
Judgment GayJudgment Gay - Allison finally starts paying the price for her idiotic fake-lesbian strategy. |
2008.03.02
2008.03.02 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 9-8 Weecap |
Bye Bye, BuenoBye Bye, Bueno - Alex and Amanda get the boot, but at least now Amanda can have her seizures in the privacy of her own home. |
2008.02.27
2008.02.27 |
C | M. Giant |
| 9-7 Weecap |
Down For The CountDown For The Count - Luckily for Amanda, she can't count very high. |
2008.02.26
2008.02.26 |
C | M. Giant |
| 9-6 Weecap |
Operation CondorOperation Condor - James is out to finish off the top row of the Memory Wall, swooping down like a-- oh, God, never mind, it's too embarrassing. |
2008.02.24
2008.02.24 |
C+ | M. Giant |
| 9-5 Weecap |
Disin-Jen-uousDisin-Jen-uous - What won't Jen do to her real-life boyfriend to stay in the house another week? |
2008.02.20
2008.02.20 |
B | M. Giant |
| 9-4 Weecap |
Secrets And LiesSecrets And Lies - More specifically, secrets that are lies, but still manage to indirectly trigger a storm of accusations. |
2008.02.19
2008.02.20 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 9-3 Weecap |
Preexisting RelationshipsPreexisting Relationships - People in the house find out about a couple that existed before the show, and another couple that doesn't but claims to have been together all along. |
2008.02.17
2008.02.18 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 9-2 Weecap |
Secret's Out!Secret's Out! - Jen and Ryan tell their respective partners that they're dating. Well, that didn't stay on the QT for very long. |
2008.02.13
2008.02.14 |
A | M. Giant |
| 9-1 Weecap |
CouplingCoupling - What's more annoying than a bunch of single Big Brother contestants? How about pairs of them? Because that's what we'll be dealing with, all season long. |
2008.02.12
2008.02.12 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 8-32 Weecap |
The EndThe End - The winner is crowned, and we get our Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday nights back. |
2007.09.18
2007.09.18 |
F | Wing Chun |
| 8-31 Weecap |
Slim Just Left TownSlim Just Left Town - The chances that Zach would have been able to prevent a Donato from winning this show were already slim and none, and...well, read the title. |
2007.09.13
2007.09.14 |
D | Joe R |
| 8-30 Weecap |
God Hates JamekaGod Hates Jameka - I mean, He must, right? |
2007.09.11
2007.09.11 |
D | Wing Chun |
| 8-29 Weecap |
A Day Late And A Spine ShortA Day Late And A Spine Short - Too late, Zach turns on Dick and Daniele. |
2007.09.09
2007.09.10 |
C | Miss Alli |
| 8-28 Weecap |
Goodnight, Sweet ChickenGoodnight, Sweet Chicken - And flights of angels nervously giggle thee to thy rest! (Ditto Jessica.) |
2007.09.06
2007.09.06 |
B | Wing Chun |
| 8-27 Weecap |
When Fat Janelle Met Saggy DickWhen Fat Janelle Met Saggy Dick - At the last minute, Eric and Jessica get surpassed for Creepiest Couple On TV by the stomach-turning flirting of Dick and a returning Janelle. Daniele wins the veto and does nothing. |
2007.09.04
2007.09.05 |
D | Joe R |
| 8-26 Weecap |
America's JerkweedAmerica's Jerkweed - Zach wins HoH and decides not to nominate Dick or Daniele, because the world is a hostile, unfriendly place. |
2007.09.02
2007.09.03 |
C- | Miss Alli |
| 8-25 Weecap |
Amber Waves GoodbyeAmber Waves Goodbye - God reveals to the world that Amber's winning Big Brother is not part of his plan. |
2007.08.30
2007.08.31 |
B+ | Wing Chun |
| 8-24 Weecap |
Scaredy CatScaredy Cat - Eric wins the veto by answering riddles from a smooth-talkin' black cat, then positively wets himself at the thought of doing anything interesting with it. Compelling! |
2007.08.28
2007.08.29 |
C- | Joe R |
| 8-23 Weecap |
Jessi-Cop OutJessi-Cop Out - Jess wins HOH and promptly targets the two most ineffectual lumps remaining in the house. That's one way to go, we suppose. |
2007.08.26
2007.08.27 |
C- | Joe R |
| 8-22 Weecap |
BurnBurn - Jen is on the block, and there's not much suspense over her certain departure, but there's some over whether there are actually any rules about physical violence or not. |
2007.08.23
2007.08.24 |
F | Miss Alli |
| 8-21 Weecap |
Vision ThingVision Thing - Amber has had a vision that she won't be going home this week. But how, Lord? HOW?! |
2007.08.21
2007.08.22 |
D | Wing Chun |
| 8-20 Weecap |
The Hero And The GloatThe Hero And The Gloat - Okay, I'm just kidding. There's no hero. It's pretty much just Dick and Daniele gloating, Amber crying, and Eric congratulating himself on his brilliance. Riveting stuff. |
2007.08.19
2007.08.19 |
D | Miss Alli |
| 8-19 Extra |
When You're Asleep, You're LuckyBig Brother After Dark - We stayed up for three hours of live feeds on Showtime Too. Showtime Too Goddamn Boring, is more like it. |
2007.08.15
2007.08.17 |
N/A | Miss Alli |
| 8-19 Weecap |
A Handful Of DustinA Handful Of Dustin - More Dick? AUGH. |
2007.08.16
2007.08.16 |
D | Wing Chun |
| 8-18 Weecap |
Please Send This Boring Jerk HomePlease Send This Boring Jerk Home - Dick and Daniele are on the block, but since the veto competition involves embracing what's completely disgusting, Dick walks off with the victory. He removes Daniele from the block, and Jessica puts up Dustin, because this is the part of the season where people forget how to play simple. |
2007.08.14
2007.08.15 |
C | Miss Alli |
| 8-17 Weecap |
Down With DickDown With Dick - There's a changing of the guard in the Big Brother house, and it wants Dick gone. He responds by being aggressive and argumentative, and Amber, Dustin, and Jameka respond to that by getting down to his level. It's ugly. |
2007.08.12
2007.08.13 |
B | Joe R |
| 8-16 Weecap |
Mind Your Own Multiple BusinessesMind Your Own Multiple Businesses - Kail's unable to narrowly avoid elimination for the third straight week as Eric's allies keep him around so they can all go after Dick. Which sounds like a fine idea. |
2007.08.09
2007.08.10 |
B+ | Joe R |
| 8-15 Weecap |
Bunny BusinessBunny Business - Everybody in bunny suits! Now pour crap on your head! Do it! Do it! |
2007.08.07
2007.08.08 |
C | Miss Alli |
| 8-14 Weecap |
Adultriumphant!Adultriumphant! - Daniele wins HoH and falls ass-backwards into figuring out Eric's secret, mostly because an airplane told her so. |
2007.08.05
2007.08.06 |
B- | Joe R |
| 8-13 Weecap |
Pawn TriumphantPawn Triumphant - Bulletproof Kail survives another nomination. In other news, Amber cries. |
2007.08.02
2007.08.03 |
A | Wing Chun |
| 8-12 Weecap |
The Divine Power Of VetoThe Divine Power Of Veto - When Jen "chooses" Jameka to participate in the Veto Competition, Jameka takes it as a sign from God that she is meant to win and veto Jen's nomination. (As of press time, God could not be reached for confirmation.) |
2007.07.31
2007.07.31 |
A- | Wing Chun |
| 8-11 Weecap |
Sweet ChickenSweet Chicken - Dustin is HoH, and for reasons that are surprisingly difficult to understand, he nominates Kail and Jen. You'd think the reasons would be obvious, but they're oddly...not. |
2007.07.29
2007.07.29 |
N/A | Miss Alli |
| 8-10 Weecap |
Mike Thinks Mike Is GreatMike Thinks Mike Is Great - He just thought it was important for you to know how much integrity and loyalty he has, regardless of how that might hurt him in the game. |
2007.07.26
2007.07.26 |
B- | Wing Chun |
| 8-9 Weecap |
Dick MovesDick Moves - Anyone who thought HoH power would go to Dick's head turns out to have been completely right. |
2007.07.24
2007.07.24 |
B | Wing Chun |
| 8-8 Weecap |
Contracting E.D.Contracting E.D. - Evil Dick feels his oats, assesses the situation, hears the arguments...and then nominates Jen and Kail like we all knew he would. |
2007.07.22
2007.07.23 |
B+ | Joe R |
| 8-7 Weecap |
Jiltin' JoeJiltin' Joe - It's an epic battle -- Clappy Gilmore vs. Alternadad -- but thanks in part to America (which, by the way, you can't spell without "Eric"), Joe gets the boot. |
2007.07.19
2007.07.19 |
C | Wing Chun |
| 8-6 Weecap |
Fear The Uni-TardFear The Uni-Tard - Jen embarks upon a reign of terror. No, seriously. |
2007.07.17
2007.07.17 |
B+ | Joe R |
| 8-5 Weecap |
"I" Candy"I" Candy - Everybody hates Jen, which means less than it used to, what with her being HoH and everything. She decides to put up Dick and Daniele, because negative energy is, like, so annoying. |
2007.07.15
2007.07.14 |
N/A | Miss Alli |
| 8-4 Weecap |
BFF-YouBFF-You - Jessica gets the last (squeaky) laugh as Carol's apathy ultimately leads to her ouster. Jen falls ass-backwards into the HoH position. |
2007.07.12
2007.07.12 |
B- | Joe R |
| 8-3 Weecap |
Jeneration XJeneration X - Jen gets on everyone's nerves, which is not the best move when there's a Power of Veto in play. Unfortunately, it ends up making no difference at all. |
2007.07.10
2007.07.10 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 8-2 Weecap |
The Spirit Of FairnessThe Spirit Of Fairness - As the first HoH, Kail takes the safe route in her nominations. And the show goes out of its way to make sure you never enjoy it with a bowl of popcorn again. |
2007.07.08
2007.07.08 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 8-1 Weecap |
Enemies, A Love StoryEnemies, A Love Story - Sure, it's only a short side-step away from season 4's "X-Factor" twist, but placing pre-existing enemies into the Big Brother house does end up putting gonorrhea into play well ahead of schedule. |
2007.07.05
2007.07.05 |
B | Joe R |
| 7-11 Recap |
Poetic Justice's Evil TwinHave You No Decency? - Mike wins. Welcome to the hellmouth. |
2006.09.12
2006.09.17 |
D | Miss Alli |
| 7-10 Recap |
Farewell, Evil OneThese Two? Really? - Will gets smoked after Erika and Janelle finally compare notes, and when Janelle chokes in the HoH competition, Mike winds up wearing the crown, and he takes Erika to the final two. |
2006.09.03
2006.09.12 |
C | Miss Alli |
| 7-9 Recap |
You, Go! And You, Too!Two For The Price Of One - George and Danielle both take a powder in this eventful week in which we learn once and for all that Janelle is highly suggestible. Also: Neil Patrick Harris! |
2006.08.27
2006.09.05 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 7-8 Recap |
Legion Goes BoomRigged, I Tell You! Rigged! - This week, Howie takes a walk, followed by James, leaving Janelle all by her blonde self. Fortunately, she has Will to take care of her from here on out, so what could go wrong? |
2006.08.20
2006.08.29 |
A- | Miss Alli |
| 7-7 Recap |
Not Without My Sleep MaskThe Bus Just Keeps On Rolling - Marcellas takes a walk after an effort to get rid of Danielle is unsuccessful. I'm sure he's not bitter at all, though. |
2006.08.13
2006.08.22 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 7-6 Recap |
Morality Takes A HolidayKaysar And The Stack Of Greenbacks - After Danielle manages to snag HoH, she puts up Janelle and James. Janelle wins veto, of course, which gets Kaysar put up in her place. He goes home, and as it will soon be pointed out, this fairly clearly is not his game. |
2006.08.06
2006.08.15 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 7-5 Recap |
Self-Destruction, Meet JanelleDuck, Duck, Dummy - Janelle nominates Mike and Erika for no particular good reason, and when Mike gets himself off the block, she puts up and takes out Diane. In other news, Will is still cool. |
2006.07.30
2006.08.08 |
B | Miss Alli |
| 7-4 Recap |
First Guy To Throw Stuff Goes HomeDon't Let The Back Door Hit You - James puts up Will and George, but after George almost literally holds his breath until he turns blue, he comes off the block and an increasingly loony-tunes Jase goes up, and then goes home. |
2006.07.23
2006.08.01 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 7-3 Recap |
Six Fingers, And None Of Them WorkedGoodnight, (Daughter Of The) Moon - Nakomis and Diane go up on the block after Kaysar decides that he's scared of Will. Nobody really cares which of them goes home, but Nakomis eventually does, because all other things being equal, on this show, cute wins. |
2006.07.16
2006.07.25 |
B | Miss Alli |
| 7-2 Recap |
The Early-Out CurseThe Blonder Of Two Evils - It seems that Alison Irwin once visited a wizard who granted her F2 status in her first season of Big Brother, but doomed her to spend the rest of her life getting only a step or two into new reality shows, only to get booted. |
2006.07.11
2006.07.18 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 7-1 Recap |
And...They're Off!Twelve...No, Fourteen! Fourteen Crazies! - The fourteen "all-star" houseguests enter the house, and Jase and Janelle become dual HoHs. And then Danielle shoots her own foot off. |
2006.07.06
2006.07.11 |
A- | Miss Alli |
| 3-13 Recap |
Ending and PretendingThe Princess Lands Her Tiara - Sit back and relax, because this freak show is almost over. All that remains is the self-pity, the self-aggrandizement, the airing of dirty laundry, the return of various personal demons, and the part where Lisa kicks Danielle's self-satisfied behind. Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. |
2002.09.25
2002.10.01 |
C+ | Miss Alli |
| 3-12 Recap |
Strange Weather We're HavingLi'l Soul Patch Hits The Bricks - A phony rainstorm gets things off to a good start, and then there are several snow jobs, a flood of tears, several tornadoes of self-delusion, and the whirling, thrilling, unending thunderstorm of excitement that is Julie Chen. All on a Saturday night. Does Al Roker know about this? |
2002.09.21
2002.09.27 |
B | Miss Alli |
| 3-11 Recap |
Good Night, Sweet PrincessThe End Of Amy, Part Deux - Jason, Danielle, Lisa, and Amy spend a long, slow week together in the house, as Jason not-very-suspensefully ponders whom to evict. Eventually, after she suffers through problems with both gravity and nausea, Amy receives her second booting. |
2002.09.19
2002.09.21 |
C+ | Miss Alli |
| 3-10 Recap |
Stupid Is As Stupid DoesA Minor Miscalculation - Marcellas and Amy are on the block, and Jason and Danielle are crossing their fingers that Marcellas is seriously deluded. Fortunately, he is. |
2002.09.12
2002.09.19 |
B | Miss Alli |
| 3-9 Recap |
At Long Last, ShoveGiving The Devil His Due - Roddy hits the wall as he is unanimously voted out. In other news, Amy falls apart, Marcellas falls hard for himself, Danielle falls into several ruts, Lisa falls into a silent trance, and Jason falls on a weed whacker. |
2002.09.05
2002.09.11 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 3-8 Recap |
"Pretty" Is What It's AboutWashing Their Hands Of Gerry - Marcellas's vanity is on all-out parade this week as he worries about Gerry's affections, disdains Jason's failure to nominate Roddy, and thinks a really, really lot about how bee-yoo-tee-ful he is. Gerry gets the merciful boot, and Roddy survives for another week. |
2002.08.29
2002.09.05 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 3-7 Recap |
You Reap, You Sow, You Weep, You GoSayonara, Chiara - Amy cannot wait to get nemesis Kiki on the block, and she chooses Roddy to accompany America's Non-Sweetheart on her personal trail of tears. Danielle can't get her ducks in a row long enough to boot King Roddy of Roddyvania, so Chiara takes a powder. |
2002.08.22
2002.08.24 |
B+ | Miss Alli |
| 3-6 Recap |
Spare the Rod, Foil the ChildJosh's Luck Runs Out - Roddy and Josh are up for eviction, and it's a week of whining, moaning, weird boyish love, and lizard metaphors. All this, plus the return of Amy the Cheese Princess. But really, the theme is bitterness and hatred. And that's just Lisa. |
2002.08.16
2002.08.18 |
A- | Miss Alli |
| 3-5 Recap |
Love Is a Poorly Rendered ThingBreaking Up Is Hard To Do - Gerry is HoH, and he's got his eye on the powerful pair of couples currently sunning themselves in the pure glow of love. Eric and Lisa are nominated, and Josh grows the worst beard in the history of television -- and, quite possibly, in the history of the world. |
2002.08.08
2002.08.10 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 3-4 Recap |
Gone For GoudaDethroning Amy - Roddy nominates Marcellas and Amy, and there are tears and hissyfits ahead. Plenty of fighting, plenty of scheming, Eric talking in his sleep, and the application of the mighty boot to Amy's snooty behind are highlights of this bitch-heavy week. |
2002.1.001
2002.08.02 |
C+ | Miss Alli |
| 3-3 Recap |
Peanut Butter...ShudderMarcellas Makes His Move - Marcellas is head of household and tries to get rid of Josh, and Miss Alli despairs. Need they victimize defenseless sandwich makings? Need they traumatize the lettuce? Need they contaminate the electric clippers? Need they grow gruesome facial hair? Need they fail in their sacred duty to evict the most obnoxious human being reality television has ever known? Oh, yes. Apparently so. |
2002.07.25
2002.07.28 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 3-2 Recap |
When Gerry Met Salad...The Inaugural Boot - Gerry icks up the salad and gums up the Goober alliance's grand scheme by un-nominating Marcellas. Because he has a dream, or possibly an aneurysm. The boot eventually goes to Lori, who has been bugging out, slowly but spectacularly, all week. |
2002.07.18
2002.07.19 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 3-1 Recap |
Eat, Drink, and Be ScarySettling In - The houseguests move in, and Lisa becomes the first Head of Household. She nominates Lori and Marcellas, and indeed, it is on. |
2002.07.11
2002.07.12 |
B- | Miss Alli |
| 2-11 Recap |
Will Is the Luckiest Boy In All The Land!Will Is the Luckiest Boy In All The Land! - Will wins! Mike offers to make an honest woman of Krusta! Nicole is reunited with Jeff! Shannon makes the world her gynecologist! Autumn does her best impression of a Barbie doll! It's finale-tastic! |
2001.09.20
2001.09.23 |
A | Jessica |
| 2-10 Recap |
The King Is Dead. Long Live the King!The King Is Dead. Long Live the King! - Will finally avenges Shannon's eviction with great wrath, by kicking Hardly out on his rear! Whee! Also; people pee on themselves for the chance to win Head of Household. It's a real scene, man. |
2001.09.06
2001.09.07 |
A- | Jessica |
| 2-9 Recap |
And Then There Were FourAnd Then There Were Four - The house evicts Bunky, saving Will for at least one more week. Nicole and Hardly become harder and harder to like. It'sOnica gets some nifty boots. Yeah, it's jam-packed! |
2001.08.29
2001.08.31 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-8 Recap |
Bunky Breaks DownBunky Breaks Down - Bunky breaks down after selling out; Hardly acts like a hypocrite; Nicole sobs; Will makes Jessica laugh; It'sOnica makes sense. Alert the press! |
2001.08.22
2001.08.23 |
B | Jessica |
| 2-7 Recap |
It's On!It's On! - Nicole dares to nominate Krusta and Monica, thereby turning it "on." Yes, that's correct: it is now on. True, no one exactly knows what that means, but how much do semantics really matter when you've got a crazy lady, two evil masterminds, a delusional drunk, a betrayed pretty boy and a weepy hairy guy? |
2001.08.16
2001.08.19 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-6 Recap |
Kent's Last StandKent's Last Stand - Everybody's favorite curmudgeon, Kent, goes out with a bang. Sadly, we don't mean that literally. |
2001.08.09
2001.08.13 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-5 Recap |
Mike Sucks For The Last TimeMike Sucks For The Last Time - Mike gets evicted from the house. There is much rejoicing in the land. Hardy enters an alliance with Will. There is much despair in the land. Krista earns herself a new nickname. There is much snarking in the land. Yay, snark! |
2001.08.02
2001.08.04 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-4 Recap |
Smell Ya Later, Shannon!Too Bad, So Sad - Hardy's the Head of Household, and Shannon gets the old heave-ho! Life is sweet. |
2001.07.26
2001.07.27 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-3 Recap |
The one where Hardy wins Head of Household!Autumn Leaves - Autumn gets the boot, Hardy wins Head of Household, and Shannon's boyfriend, Poor Jim Back At Home, threatens Will's personal well-being. None of that is bad! |
2001.07.19
2001.07.22 |
B+ | Jessica |
| 2-2 Recap |
Would You Get Mad If I Killed You?Would You Get Mad If I Killed You? - The house loses two guests when Justin gets booted for waving a knife around, and Sheryl takes one for the team. |
2001.07.12
2001.07.12 |
A- | Jessica |
| 2-1 Recap |
House of painMove-In Day - Autumn is a crybaby ho. Kent is a deluded homophobe. Will is no longer Jessica's boyfriend. It's just another first day on the Big Brother set. |
2001.07.05
2001.07.06 |
B | Jessica |
They Said She Said He Said They Said - Keesha gets the perfect birthday gift: an eight-way argument.
Like Watching Plants Grow - Nominated Jessie tries to call out Libra, but nobody's answering.
Doctor Will Not - Brian's master plan comes crashing down, and all it took was a burgeoning flirtation, some smart-ish women, and a few tons of honey and feathers.


