Big Brother

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
11-30 Weecap	America's Sweethearts The Big To-Do - The half-million goes to the half-wit.	2009.09.15 2009.09.16	B	M. Giant
11-29 Weecap	Look Back In Anger Pissy Alcohol-Colored Memories - A clip show rehashes the highlights of the season, and shows why a lot of other stuff wasn't shown (answer: because it was boring).	2009.09.13 2009.09.14	C-	M. Giant
11-28 Weecap	Best-Laid Plans Lose-Lose Scenario - After "fake-losing" so many competitions, Natalie loses one for real when it counts the most.	2009.09.10 2009.09.11	B	M. Giant
11-27 Weecap	Bye Bye, Dirty And Then There Were Three - The houseguest who's been playing dirty all summer -- so dirty that you probably didn't even see it happening -- is finally evicted, and Kevin virtually seals his fate to finish no better than second.	2009.09.08 2009.09.09	D-	DeAnn Welker
11-26 Weecap	A Lying Liar Who Never Lies Pandora's Box, Part II - Natalie tells us how true to her word she is, then lies. She tells us what a good liar she is, and then lies terribly. She gets engaged, then lies about it, then says she was pranking the house. She tells us how she's playing the house like a fiddle, but she's lying.	2009.09.06 2009.09.07	D	DeAnn Welker
11-25 Weecap	Natalie's Revenge (Again) The Non-Kiss Goodbye - Jeff and Jordan get split up -- at least for the next two weeks.	2009.09.03 2009.09.04	B-	M. Giant
11-24 Weecap	The Break-Up Windfall - After Kevin gets screwed over for raining ten grand on his housemates, Michele's victory in the PoV competition screws Jeff and Jordan.	2009.09.01 2009.09.02	B+	M. Giant
11-23 Weecap	Chocolate Reign The Crying Game - Sixty percent of the house weeps as Kevin wins HoH, Michele confronts her bleak prospects, and Natalie is terrorized by a dragonfly.	2009.08.30 2009.08.31	B-	M. Giant
11-22 Weecap	TKO Russell and Flow - Russell somehow fails to insult the house into keeping him.	2009.08.27 2009.08.28	B	M. Giant
11-21 Weecap	Plan R Trouble in Paradise - Jeff and Jordan may be growing weary of each other, but everyone's tired of Russell.	2009.08.25 2009.08.26	B-	M. Giant
11-20 Weecap	To Backdoor or Not to Backdoor Canned - After winning HoH, Jeff tries to make up his mind on whether to backdoor Russell.	2009.08.23 2009.08.24	C	M. Giant
11-19 Weecap	Recycled Fast Forward - After Tuesday night's drama, we expected nothing but anticlimax. And we were not disappointed.	2009.08.20 2009.08.21	B-	M. Giant
11-18 Weecap	Matching Meltdowns The Chima Syndrome - After weeks of trying to drown other people's voices out, Chima drowns her own -- pretty much literally.	2009.08.18 2009.08.19	A+	M. Giant
11-17 Weecap	No Wake Zone Not to Bury Jessie, But to Praise Him - In the wake of Jeff's Coup d'Etat, Jessie's friends throw him an actual wake.	2009.08.16 2009.08.17	C+	M. Giant
11-16 Weecap	Jessie's Hurled Flying the Coup, Part II - In the rematch of Jessie vs. America, America wins again.	2009.08.13 2009.08.14	B+	M. Giant
11-15 Weecap	With Allies Like These… From Sugar Bear to Poopie Bear - Lydia finally learns that there is no situation in which she should pin her PoV hopes on Kevin. Turns out that little medal does not come with a spine.	2009.08.11 2009.08.12	B-	M. Giant
11-14 Weecap	What's Good for the Mongoose is Good for the Mongander Hug It Out, Bitches - Even a visit from Jeremy Piven can't smooth over some of the enduring divisions in the house.	2009.08.09 2009.08.10	C+	M. Giant
11-13 Weecap	Ronnie? Gonnie! The Empire Strikes Out - Ronnie's out of evil moves, out of Star Wars analogies, out of votes, and out of the house.	2009.08.06 2009.08.07	B+	M. Giant
11-12 Weecap	Floater No More Veni, Vidi, Veto - Michele came, and she saw, but she did not veto.	2009.08.04 2009.08.05	B-	M. Giant
11-11 Weecap	Are You a Man or a Mongoose? A Mongoose of His Word - Russell talks Jeff out of an HoH win, and then pays him back by doing exactly what he promised. Weird.	2009.08.02 2009.08.03	C+	M. Giant
11-10 Weecap	Hopeless Casey Final Appeal - Casey tries to save himself, but who wants to put themselves on the line for a banana?	2009.07.30 2009.07.31	B	M. Giant
11-9 Weecap	Rat Vs. Banana A Bad Bunch - Casey doesn't realize he's in jeopardy until after the PoV competition lands him in a banana suit.	2009.07.28 2009.07.29	B-	M. Giant
11-8 Weecap	A Fistful of Weenies Hey, Jealousy - While Natalie and Lydia passive-aggressively scrap over Jessie, everyone else wants Ronnie out of the house, except the person doing the actual nominating.	2009.07.26 2009.07.27	B	M. Giant
11-7 Weecap	An Untangled Web Double-D: Done and Done - Laura spills out for the last time, but she exposes Ronnie as well.	2009.07.23 2009.07.24	B-	M. Giant
11-6 Weecap	Time for Change Backdoors and Blindsides - Ronnie's plan to backdoor Russell goes off without a hitch, until it hits one insurmountable obstacle: Ronnie.	2009.07.21 2009.07.22	B	M. Giant
11-5 Weecap	The Ugly Truth, Only Uglier The Power of the Dark Side - HoH Ronnie nominates two members of his non-Athlete alliance, but it's only the groundwork for his plan to backdoor Russell. What could go wrong?	2009.07.19 2009.07.20	B-	M. Giant
11-4 Weecap	Racism Will Get You Nowhere Braden Surgery - Russell emerges as this season's mastermind, as he provokes Braden into a self-destructive tirade.	2009.07.16 2009.07.17	B-	M. Giant
11-3 Weecap	The Fickle Finger of the Athletes How Do You Spell "Reversal?" - HoH Jessie and Veto-holder Russell are mad at Jeff and Ronnie, so of course they save Lydia and nominate Braden.	2009.07.14 2009.07.15	B-	M. Giant
11-2 Weecap	Lydia, Oh, Lydia To Have Not - The Brains lose another competition, and this one means they must endure slop, cold showers, and sleeping in the low-budget sci-fi movie Cube.	2009.07.12 2009.07.13	B	M. Giant
11-1 Weecap	The Breakfast Clubs Driving a Wedge - The "athletic" houseguests withstand atomic wedgies for the longest time, all so hateful idiot bodybuilder Jessie can join their team. Worst cost-benefit ever.	2009.07.09 2009.07.10	D	M. Giant
10-29 Weecap	There Can Be Only One Memphis, Tennes-see ya! - When it's Renegade vs. Renegade, the result is a total blowout.	2008.09.16 2008.09.17	B	M. Giant
10-28 Weecap	Been There, Seen That Greatest Hits and Misses - Dan and Memphis host a clip show while trying to pretend they're not hosting a clip show.	2008.09.14 2008.09.15	D	M. Giant
10-27 Weecap	Late Retirement Renegades FTW! - Jerry's shut out, and Dan and Memphis take it to the end.	2008.09.11 2008.09.12	B-	M. Giant
10-26 Weecap	Dan and Michelle's Reunion Keesha Kicked to the Kurb - Just like last season, a pair of nigh-invulnerable fratsters drag the oldest houseguest with them to the final three.	2008.09.09 2008.09.10	B	M. Giant
10-25 Weecap	Tangled Web Animal Planet - Who looks dumber: Jessie, gloating about getting to return for three hours so he can caper silently around the backyard in an anonymous gorilla suit? Or the moth Memphis feeds to Ted the Spider?	2008.09.07 2008.09.08	B-	M. Giant
10-24 Weecap	Not So Big, Not So Easy Lost in Translation - After sending Renny to the jury house, Dan and the other three remaining players return to a living room that has a clue in it. Unfortunately the clue is under a sumo wrestler's ass.	2008.09.04 2008.09.05	B	M. Giant
10-23 Weecap	Demon Spawn Renegades vs. Renny - Dan and Memphis pull out another victory for an alliance that's getting less secret by the hour.	2008.09.02 2008.09.03	B	M. Giant
10-22 Weecap	Final Five Downhill Skee - The alliance's luck falls through when Jerry wins HoH.	2008.08.31 2008.09.01	B	M. Giant
10-21 Weecap	Double Your Pleasure Fortune Favors Dan - Dan successfully backdoors Michelle, sees his ally win HoH, wins PoV, and votes Ollie out, all in less than an hour.	2008.08.28 2008.08.29	A	M. Giant
10-20 Weecap	Dan, the Man with the Plan Psych! - Even with April gone, Ollie's still getting screwed.	2008.08.26 2008.08.27	A-	M. Giant
10-19 Weecap	Taken or Took? A Devil of a Deal - Because Dan can't just win HoH like a normal person, he all but hands the magic key to Ollie.	2008.08.24 2008.08.25	B	M. Giant
10-18 Weecap	April Glowers Fear of Commitment - The showmance is in the air, as April and Ollie are unable to turn back the tide of housemates who, for some reason, would rather have Jerry stick around.	2008.08.21 2008.08.22	B+	M. Giant
10-17 Weecap	When All Else Fails, Try Bribery Season 10 Episode 17 - Dan shows what he can do when he's not claiming to throw a competition, although for all the talk about how harebrained Renny's nominations were, you'd think the one person who's allowed to change them might actually do so.	2008.08.19 2008.08.20	B	M. Giant
10-16 Weecap	The Godmother Renny's Revenge - What's better than a loose cannon in the Big Brother house? A loose cannon in the HoH room.	2008.08.17 2008.08.18	B	M. Giant
10-15 Weecap	Unbalanced Flip That House - April tries to turn the house against Keesha just to prove she can, but ends up proving the opposite.	2008.08.14 2008.08.15	B-	M. Giant
10-14 Weecap	Jerry and Judas The Difference Between 'Power' and 'Balls' - Nominees Keesha and Libra both have emotional outbursts that turn into strategic moves, but neither of them are going to have much effect on the one in the house with the real power: the stick that's up Jerry's ass.	2008.08.12 2008.08.13	B-	M. Giant
10-13 Weecap	Fallout Boy Zombie Houseguests - Former Big Brother players return from the dead to swarm the compound. Aim for the head!	2008.08.10 2008.08.11	A-	M. Giant
10-12 Weecap	Jessie's World Flying the Coup - Keesha, Libra, and Renny, and a secret player called the United States of America pull off a switcheroo to boot Jessie, and new HoH Michelle vows revenge. You guys, I think we can take her.	2008.08.07 2008.08.08	N/A	M. Giant
10-11 Weecap	Happy Birthday to Keesha They Said She Said He Said They Said - Keesha gets the perfect birthday gift: an eight-way argument.	2008.08.05 2008.08.06	N/A	M. Giant
10-10 Weecap	Disenchanted April Out on a Ledge - Before beating Michelle at the HoH competition, April promises to protect Jessie and Michelle, which is bad news for Memphis. So of course Keesha makes friends with him.	2008.08.03 2008.08.04	B	M. Giant
10-9 Weecap	So Long, Asian Sensation Keesha's Revenge - Jessie decides to prove there's nothing he can do to get voted out this week, and turns out to be right. Dammit.	2008.07.31 2008.08.01	B-	M. Giant
10-8 Weecap	Banner Day Like Watching Plants Grow - Nominated Jessie tries to call out Libra, but nobody's answering.	2008.07.29 2008.07.30	N/A	M. Giant
10-7 Weecap	Sock to the System Not the Boss of Keesha - Everyone has their own ideas as to whom Keesha should nominate, so of course she does the opposite of all of them.	2008.07.27 2008.07.28	B-	M. Giant
10-6 Weecap	Leavin' Steven The Last Rodeo - Steven may be able to hold onto a bucking bull to the end, but a house full of Big Brother idiots is a much tougher animal to get a grip on.	2008.07.23 2008.07.24	B-	M. Giant
10-5 Weecap	Unbalanced The More Things Change - Alliances and enmities shift rapidly this hour, which is why it's kind of a letdown when the overall situation remains the same.	2008.07.22 2008.07.23	N/A	M. Giant
10-4 Weecap	Put a Cork In It Jessie's World - Turns out it's easy to get along when Jessie is the HoH: just kiss his brilliantly-defined glutes enough.	2008.07.20 2008.07.21	B-	M. Giant
10-3 Weecap	Dead Last Exit the Puppetmaster - Brian forgot the first rule of running the Big Brother house: Don't tell everyone you're running the Big Brother house.	2008.07.16 2008.07.17	B	M. Giant
10-2 Weecap	Don't Believe the Hype Doctor Will Not - Brian's master plan comes crashing down, and all it took was a burgeoning flirtation, some smart-ish women, and a few tons of honey and feathers.	2008.07.15 2008.07.16	A-	M. Giant
10-1 Weecap	Dirty Baker's Dozen Dirty Baker's Dozen - Meet the latest crop of nutcases -- thirteen of them -- who put the "0" and the "Brother" in Big Brother 10.	2008.07.13 2008.07.14	B-	M. Giant
9-33 Weecap	Not with a Bang but a Meh The End - This should soften the blow of Adam's firing.	2008.04.27 2008.04.28	B-	M. Giant
9-32 Weecap	The Ultimate Bro-mance She-Bombs - A pair of failures in the HoH competition leaves Sheila at the mercy of Adam and Ryan.	2008.04.23 2008.04.24	B-	M. Giant
9-31 Weecap	Till Death Do You Part The Defiant Ones - Sheila and Adam spend a day shackled together, then turn out to have a stronger bond than Ryan anticipated.	2008.04.22 2008.04.23	B+	M. Giant
9-30 Weecap	What Happens in Vegas Team Crucified - Is something that amounts to a really long movie promo.	2008.04.20 2008.04.21	B	M. Giant
9-29 Weecap	Final Four Final Four - Not so fast, Natalie.	2008.04.16 2008.04.17	B	M. Giant
9-28 Weecap	Stick To The Plan Stick To The Plan - Natalie's still got faith in Team Christ, having apparently forgotten how things worked out for its namesake.	2008.04.15 2008.04.16	B-	M. Giant
9-27 Weecap	Hell Freezes Over Hell Freezes Over - Sheila does the seemingly impossible and wins HoH.	2008.04.13 2008.04.14	B-	M. Giant
9-26 Weecap	They Won't Have James to Kick Around Any More They Won't Have James to Kick Around Any More - At least that's what James tries to do. Fortunately, he's been wanting to leave all along anyway.	2008.04.09 2008.04.10	B-	M. Giant
9-25 Weecap	A-Balling Things Up A-Balling Things Up - Adam regrets his nominations, but Ryan fixes it for him.	2008.04.08 2008.04.09	B	M. Giant
9-24 Weecap	You Say Potato, I Say Shut Up You Say Potato, I Say Shut Up - A team food challenge goes well, but Adam's allies are still left eating their hats.	2008.04.06 2008.04.07	B+	M. Giant
9-23 Weecap	Turnabout Turnabout - Joshuah's fortunes in the house take a 360-degree turn. No, that's not a typo.	2008.04.01 2008.04.03	B	M. Giant
9-22 Weecap	Veto Threepeat-O Veto Threepeat-O - James pulls out another PoV victory, and Joshuah and Sharon prepare to say goodbye to each other in very different ways.	2008.03.31 2008.04.02	B-	M. Giant
9-21 Recap	At Sevens and Eights At Sevens and Eights - It's the beginning of another end for James.	2008.03.30 2008.03.31	D	M. Giant
9-20 Recap	Chel'd Up and Spit Out Chel'd Up and Spit Out - Chelsia's eviction goes more or less as planned, except for her meltdowns.	2008.03.26 2008.03.27	A+	M. Giant
9-19 Recap	Evel Never Dies Evel Never Dies - Evel Dick comes back. Fortunately, he leaves again.	2008.03.25 2008.03.26	C+	M. Giant
9-18 Weecap	Spoon-Fed Spoon-Fed - Adam gets two odd things as HoH: a fridge full of baby food, and strategic nomination instructions from Natalie.	2008.03.23 2008.03.24	B-	M. Giant
9-17 Recap	One Less Bible Buddy One Less Bible Buddy - Matt finally figures out how to get some space from Natalie: get his ass evicted.	2008.03.19 2008.03.20	C+	M. Giant
9-16 Recap	A Jacobean Revenge Tragedy A Jacobean Revenge Tragedy - Okay, so it's not actually a tragedy for anybody but Natalie.	2008.03.18 2008.03.20	B	M. Giant
9-15 Weecap	So There! So There! - The pattern of unevicted houseguests returning to become HoH holds for another week.	2008.03.16 2008.03.17	B-	M. Giant
9-14 Weecap	Same As It Ever Was Same As It Ever Was - James gets evicted, but it doesn't take.	2008.03.12 2008.03.13	B-	M. Giant
9-13 Weecap	A Tangled Web A Tangled Web - Some of the houseguests come up with a plan to have Ryan put up Matt as a replacement nominee, but they're the ones who take it in the back door.	2008.03.11 2008.03.12	N/A	M. Giant
9-12 Weecap	Breaking Up Is Easy To Do Breaking Up Is Easy To Do - For Big Brother, at any rate.	2008.03.09 2008.03.10	N/A	M. Giant
9-11 Weecap	Uncoupling Uncoupling - The rest of this season just got twice as long.	2008.03.05 2008.03.06	N/A	M. Giant
9-10 Weecap	Needy Natalie Needy Natalie - Natalie's thrilled at winning the Power of Veto; Matt will have to like her now!	2008.03.04 2008.03.05	B-	M. Giant
9-9 Weecap	Judgment Gay Judgment Gay - Allison finally starts paying the price for her idiotic fake-lesbian strategy.	2008.03.02 2008.03.02	B-	M. Giant
9-8 Weecap	Bye Bye, Bueno Bye Bye, Bueno - Alex and Amanda get the boot, but at least now Amanda can have her seizures in the privacy of her own home.	2008.02.27 2008.02.27	C	M. Giant
9-7 Weecap	Down For The Count Down For The Count - Luckily for Amanda, she can't count very high.	2008.02.26 2008.02.26	C	M. Giant
9-6 Weecap	Operation Condor Operation Condor - James is out to finish off the top row of the Memory Wall, swooping down like a-- oh, God, never mind, it's too embarrassing.	2008.02.24 2008.02.24	C+	M. Giant
9-5 Weecap	Disin-Jen-uous Disin-Jen-uous - What won't Jen do to her real-life boyfriend to stay in the house another week?	2008.02.20 2008.02.20	B	M. Giant
9-4 Weecap	Secrets And Lies Secrets And Lies - More specifically, secrets that are lies, but still manage to indirectly trigger a storm of accusations.	2008.02.19 2008.02.20	N/A	M. Giant
9-3 Weecap	Preexisting Relationships Preexisting Relationships - People in the house find out about a couple that existed before the show, and another couple that doesn't but claims to have been together all along.	2008.02.17 2008.02.18	N/A	M. Giant
9-2 Weecap	Secret's Out! Secret's Out! - Jen and Ryan tell their respective partners that they're dating. Well, that didn't stay on the QT for very long.	2008.02.13 2008.02.14	A	M. Giant
9-1 Weecap	Coupling Coupling - What's more annoying than a bunch of single Big Brother contestants? How about pairs of them? Because that's what we'll be dealing with, all season long.	2008.02.12 2008.02.12	B-	M. Giant
8-32 Weecap	The End The End - The winner is crowned, and we get our Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday nights back.	2007.09.18 2007.09.18	F	Wing Chun
8-31 Weecap	Slim Just Left Town Slim Just Left Town - The chances that Zach would have been able to prevent a Donato from winning this show were already slim and none, and...well, read the title.	2007.09.13 2007.09.14	D	Joe R
8-30 Weecap	God Hates Jameka God Hates Jameka - I mean, He must, right?	2007.09.11 2007.09.11	D	Wing Chun
8-29 Weecap	A Day Late And A Spine Short A Day Late And A Spine Short - Too late, Zach turns on Dick and Daniele.	2007.09.09 2007.09.10	C	Miss Alli
8-28 Weecap	Goodnight, Sweet Chicken Goodnight, Sweet Chicken - And flights of angels nervously giggle thee to thy rest! (Ditto Jessica.)	2007.09.06 2007.09.06	B	Wing Chun
8-27 Weecap	When Fat Janelle Met Saggy Dick When Fat Janelle Met Saggy Dick - At the last minute, Eric and Jessica get surpassed for Creepiest Couple On TV by the stomach-turning flirting of Dick and a returning Janelle. Daniele wins the veto and does nothing.	2007.09.04 2007.09.05	D	Joe R
8-26 Weecap	America's Jerkweed America's Jerkweed - Zach wins HoH and decides not to nominate Dick or Daniele, because the world is a hostile, unfriendly place.	2007.09.02 2007.09.03	C-	Miss Alli
8-25 Weecap	Amber Waves Goodbye Amber Waves Goodbye - God reveals to the world that Amber's winning Big Brother is not part of his plan.	2007.08.30 2007.08.31	B+	Wing Chun
8-24 Weecap	Scaredy Cat Scaredy Cat - Eric wins the veto by answering riddles from a smooth-talkin' black cat, then positively wets himself at the thought of doing anything interesting with it. Compelling!	2007.08.28 2007.08.29	C-	Joe R
8-23 Weecap	Jessi-Cop Out Jessi-Cop Out - Jess wins HOH and promptly targets the two most ineffectual lumps remaining in the house. That's one way to go, we suppose.	2007.08.26 2007.08.27	C-	Joe R
8-22 Weecap	Burn Burn - Jen is on the block, and there's not much suspense over her certain departure, but there's some over whether there are actually any rules about physical violence or not.	2007.08.23 2007.08.24	F	Miss Alli
8-21 Weecap	Vision Thing Vision Thing - Amber has had a vision that she won't be going home this week. But how, Lord? HOW?!	2007.08.21 2007.08.22	D	Wing Chun
8-20 Weecap	The Hero And The Gloat The Hero And The Gloat - Okay, I'm just kidding. There's no hero. It's pretty much just Dick and Daniele gloating, Amber crying, and Eric congratulating himself on his brilliance. Riveting stuff.	2007.08.19 2007.08.19	D	Miss Alli
8-19 Extra	When You're Asleep, You're Lucky Big Brother After Dark - We stayed up for three hours of live feeds on Showtime Too. Showtime Too Goddamn Boring, is more like it.	2007.08.15 2007.08.17	N/A	Miss Alli
8-19 Weecap	A Handful Of Dustin A Handful Of Dustin - More Dick? AUGH.	2007.08.16 2007.08.16	D	Wing Chun
8-18 Weecap	Please Send This Boring Jerk Home Please Send This Boring Jerk Home - Dick and Daniele are on the block, but since the veto competition involves embracing what's completely disgusting, Dick walks off with the victory. He removes Daniele from the block, and Jessica puts up Dustin, because this is the part of the season where people forget how to play simple.	2007.08.14 2007.08.15	C	Miss Alli
8-17 Weecap	Down With Dick Down With Dick - There's a changing of the guard in the Big Brother house, and it wants Dick gone. He responds by being aggressive and argumentative, and Amber, Dustin, and Jameka respond to that by getting down to his level. It's ugly.	2007.08.12 2007.08.13	B	Joe R
8-16 Weecap	Mind Your Own Multiple Businesses Mind Your Own Multiple Businesses - Kail's unable to narrowly avoid elimination for the third straight week as Eric's allies keep him around so they can all go after Dick. Which sounds like a fine idea.	2007.08.09 2007.08.10	B+	Joe R
8-15 Weecap	Bunny Business Bunny Business - Everybody in bunny suits! Now pour crap on your head! Do it! Do it!	2007.08.07 2007.08.08	C	Miss Alli
8-14 Weecap	Adultriumphant! Adultriumphant! - Daniele wins HoH and falls ass-backwards into figuring out Eric's secret, mostly because an airplane told her so.	2007.08.05 2007.08.06	B-	Joe R
8-13 Weecap	Pawn Triumphant Pawn Triumphant - Bulletproof Kail survives another nomination. In other news, Amber cries.	2007.08.02 2007.08.03	A	Wing Chun
8-12 Weecap	The Divine Power Of Veto The Divine Power Of Veto - When Jen "chooses" Jameka to participate in the Veto Competition, Jameka takes it as a sign from God that she is meant to win and veto Jen's nomination. (As of press time, God could not be reached for confirmation.)	2007.07.31 2007.07.31	A-	Wing Chun
8-11 Weecap	Sweet Chicken Sweet Chicken - Dustin is HoH, and for reasons that are surprisingly difficult to understand, he nominates Kail and Jen. You'd think the reasons would be obvious, but they're oddly...not.	2007.07.29 2007.07.29	N/A	Miss Alli
8-10 Weecap	Mike Thinks Mike Is Great Mike Thinks Mike Is Great - He just thought it was important for you to know how much integrity and loyalty he has, regardless of how that might hurt him in the game.	2007.07.26 2007.07.26	B-	Wing Chun
8-9 Weecap	Dick Moves Dick Moves - Anyone who thought HoH power would go to Dick's head turns out to have been completely right.	2007.07.24 2007.07.24	B	Wing Chun
8-8 Weecap	Contracting E.D. Contracting E.D. - Evil Dick feels his oats, assesses the situation, hears the arguments...and then nominates Jen and Kail like we all knew he would.	2007.07.22 2007.07.23	B+	Joe R
8-7 Weecap	Jiltin' Joe Jiltin' Joe - It's an epic battle -- Clappy Gilmore vs. Alternadad -- but thanks in part to America (which, by the way, you can't spell without "Eric"), Joe gets the boot.	2007.07.19 2007.07.19	C	Wing Chun
8-6 Weecap	Fear The Uni-Tard Fear The Uni-Tard - Jen embarks upon a reign of terror. No, seriously.	2007.07.17 2007.07.17	B+	Joe R
8-5 Weecap	"I" Candy "I" Candy - Everybody hates Jen, which means less than it used to, what with her being HoH and everything. She decides to put up Dick and Daniele, because negative energy is, like, so annoying.	2007.07.15 2007.07.14	N/A	Miss Alli
8-4 Weecap	BFF-You BFF-You - Jessica gets the last (squeaky) laugh as Carol's apathy ultimately leads to her ouster. Jen falls ass-backwards into the HoH position.	2007.07.12 2007.07.12	B-	Joe R
8-3 Weecap	Jeneration X Jeneration X - Jen gets on everyone's nerves, which is not the best move when there's a Power of Veto in play. Unfortunately, it ends up making no difference at all.	2007.07.10 2007.07.10	N/A	M. Giant
8-2 Weecap	The Spirit Of Fairness The Spirit Of Fairness - As the first HoH, Kail takes the safe route in her nominations. And the show goes out of its way to make sure you never enjoy it with a bowl of popcorn again.	2007.07.08 2007.07.08	N/A	M. Giant
8-1 Weecap	Enemies, A Love Story Enemies, A Love Story - Sure, it's only a short side-step away from season 4's "X-Factor" twist, but placing pre-existing enemies into the Big Brother house does end up putting gonorrhea into play well ahead of schedule.	2007.07.05 2007.07.05	B	Joe R
7-11 Recap	Poetic Justice's Evil Twin Have You No Decency? - Mike wins. Welcome to the hellmouth.	2006.09.12 2006.09.17	D	Miss Alli
7-10 Recap	Farewell, Evil One These Two? Really? - Will gets smoked after Erika and Janelle finally compare notes, and when Janelle chokes in the HoH competition, Mike winds up wearing the crown, and he takes Erika to the final two.	2006.09.03 2006.09.12	C	Miss Alli
7-9 Recap	You, Go! And You, Too! Two For The Price Of One - George and Danielle both take a powder in this eventful week in which we learn once and for all that Janelle is highly suggestible. Also: Neil Patrick Harris!	2006.08.27 2006.09.05	B+	Miss Alli
7-8 Recap	Legion Goes Boom Rigged, I Tell You! Rigged! - This week, Howie takes a walk, followed by James, leaving Janelle all by her blonde self. Fortunately, she has Will to take care of her from here on out, so what could go wrong?	2006.08.20 2006.08.29	A-	Miss Alli
7-7 Recap	Not Without My Sleep Mask The Bus Just Keeps On Rolling - Marcellas takes a walk after an effort to get rid of Danielle is unsuccessful. I'm sure he's not bitter at all, though.	2006.08.13 2006.08.22	B+	Miss Alli
7-6 Recap	Morality Takes A Holiday Kaysar And The Stack Of Greenbacks - After Danielle manages to snag HoH, she puts up Janelle and James. Janelle wins veto, of course, which gets Kaysar put up in her place. He goes home, and as it will soon be pointed out, this fairly clearly is not his game.	2006.08.06 2006.08.15	B+	Miss Alli
7-5 Recap	Self-Destruction, Meet Janelle Duck, Duck, Dummy - Janelle nominates Mike and Erika for no particular good reason, and when Mike gets himself off the block, she puts up and takes out Diane. In other news, Will is still cool.	2006.07.30 2006.08.08	B	Miss Alli
7-4 Recap	First Guy To Throw Stuff Goes Home Don't Let The Back Door Hit You - James puts up Will and George, but after George almost literally holds his breath until he turns blue, he comes off the block and an increasingly loony-tunes Jase goes up, and then goes home.	2006.07.23 2006.08.01	B+	Miss Alli
7-3 Recap	Six Fingers, And None Of Them Worked Goodnight, (Daughter Of The) Moon - Nakomis and Diane go up on the block after Kaysar decides that he's scared of Will. Nobody really cares which of them goes home, but Nakomis eventually does, because all other things being equal, on this show, cute wins.	2006.07.16 2006.07.25	B	Miss Alli
7-2 Recap	The Early-Out Curse The Blonder Of Two Evils - It seems that Alison Irwin once visited a wizard who granted her F2 status in her first season of Big Brother, but doomed her to spend the rest of her life getting only a step or two into new reality shows, only to get booted.	2006.07.11 2006.07.18	B+	Miss Alli
7-1 Recap	And...They're Off! Twelve...No, Fourteen! Fourteen Crazies! - The fourteen "all-star" houseguests enter the house, and Jase and Janelle become dual HoHs. And then Danielle shoots her own foot off.	2006.07.06 2006.07.11	A-	Miss Alli
3-13 Recap	Ending and Pretending The Princess Lands Her Tiara - Sit back and relax, because this freak show is almost over. All that remains is the self-pity, the self-aggrandizement, the airing of dirty laundry, the return of various personal demons, and the part where Lisa kicks Danielle's self-satisfied behind. Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.	2002.09.25 2002.10.01	C+	Miss Alli
3-12 Recap	Strange Weather We're Having Li'l Soul Patch Hits The Bricks - A phony rainstorm gets things off to a good start, and then there are several snow jobs, a flood of tears, several tornadoes of self-delusion, and the whirling, thrilling, unending thunderstorm of excitement that is Julie Chen. All on a Saturday night. Does Al Roker know about this?	2002.09.21 2002.09.27	B	Miss Alli
3-11 Recap	Good Night, Sweet Princess The End Of Amy, Part Deux - Jason, Danielle, Lisa, and Amy spend a long, slow week together in the house, as Jason not-very-suspensefully ponders whom to evict. Eventually, after she suffers through problems with both gravity and nausea, Amy receives her second booting.	2002.09.19 2002.09.21	C+	Miss Alli
3-10 Recap	Stupid Is As Stupid Does A Minor Miscalculation - Marcellas and Amy are on the block, and Jason and Danielle are crossing their fingers that Marcellas is seriously deluded. Fortunately, he is.	2002.09.12 2002.09.19	B	Miss Alli
3-9 Recap	At Long Last, Shove Giving The Devil His Due - Roddy hits the wall as he is unanimously voted out. In other news, Amy falls apart, Marcellas falls hard for himself, Danielle falls into several ruts, Lisa falls into a silent trance, and Jason falls on a weed whacker.	2002.09.05 2002.09.11	B-	Miss Alli
3-8 Recap	"Pretty" Is What It's About Washing Their Hands Of Gerry - Marcellas's vanity is on all-out parade this week as he worries about Gerry's affections, disdains Jason's failure to nominate Roddy, and thinks a really, really lot about how bee-yoo-tee-ful he is. Gerry gets the merciful boot, and Roddy survives for another week.	2002.08.29 2002.09.05	B-	Miss Alli
3-7 Recap	You Reap, You Sow, You Weep, You Go Sayonara, Chiara - Amy cannot wait to get nemesis Kiki on the block, and she chooses Roddy to accompany America's Non-Sweetheart on her personal trail of tears. Danielle can't get her ducks in a row long enough to boot King Roddy of Roddyvania, so Chiara takes a powder.	2002.08.22 2002.08.24	B+	Miss Alli
3-6 Recap	Spare the Rod, Foil the Child Josh's Luck Runs Out - Roddy and Josh are up for eviction, and it's a week of whining, moaning, weird boyish love, and lizard metaphors. All this, plus the return of Amy the Cheese Princess. But really, the theme is bitterness and hatred. And that's just Lisa.	2002.08.16 2002.08.18	A-	Miss Alli
3-5 Recap	Love Is a Poorly Rendered Thing Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - Gerry is HoH, and he's got his eye on the powerful pair of couples currently sunning themselves in the pure glow of love. Eric and Lisa are nominated, and Josh grows the worst beard in the history of television -- and, quite possibly, in the history of the world.	2002.08.08 2002.08.10	B-	Miss Alli
3-4 Recap	Gone For Gouda Dethroning Amy - Roddy nominates Marcellas and Amy, and there are tears and hissyfits ahead. Plenty of fighting, plenty of scheming, Eric talking in his sleep, and the application of the mighty boot to Amy's snooty behind are highlights of this bitch-heavy week.	2002.1.001 2002.08.02	C+	Miss Alli
3-3 Recap	Peanut Butter...Shudder Marcellas Makes His Move - Marcellas is head of household and tries to get rid of Josh, and Miss Alli despairs. Need they victimize defenseless sandwich makings? Need they traumatize the lettuce? Need they contaminate the electric clippers? Need they grow gruesome facial hair? Need they fail in their sacred duty to evict the most obnoxious human being reality television has ever known? Oh, yes. Apparently so.	2002.07.25 2002.07.28	B-	Miss Alli
3-2 Recap	When Gerry Met Salad... The Inaugural Boot - Gerry icks up the salad and gums up the Goober alliance's grand scheme by un-nominating Marcellas. Because he has a dream, or possibly an aneurysm. The boot eventually goes to Lori, who has been bugging out, slowly but spectacularly, all week.	2002.07.18 2002.07.19	B-	Miss Alli
3-1 Recap	Eat, Drink, and Be Scary Settling In - The houseguests move in, and Lisa becomes the first Head of Household. She nominates Lori and Marcellas, and indeed, it is on.	2002.07.11 2002.07.12	B-	Miss Alli
2-11 Recap	Will Is the Luckiest Boy In All The Land! Will Is the Luckiest Boy In All The Land! - Will wins! Mike offers to make an honest woman of Krusta! Nicole is reunited with Jeff! Shannon makes the world her gynecologist! Autumn does her best impression of a Barbie doll! It's finale-tastic!	2001.09.20 2001.09.23	A	Jessica
2-10 Recap	The King Is Dead. Long Live the King! The King Is Dead. Long Live the King! - Will finally avenges Shannon's eviction with great wrath, by kicking Hardly out on his rear! Whee! Also; people pee on themselves for the chance to win Head of Household. It's a real scene, man.	2001.09.06 2001.09.07	A-	Jessica
2-9 Recap	And Then There Were Four And Then There Were Four - The house evicts Bunky, saving Will for at least one more week. Nicole and Hardly become harder and harder to like. It'sOnica gets some nifty boots. Yeah, it's jam-packed!	2001.08.29 2001.08.31	B+	Jessica
2-8 Recap	Bunky Breaks Down Bunky Breaks Down - Bunky breaks down after selling out; Hardly acts like a hypocrite; Nicole sobs; Will makes Jessica laugh; It'sOnica makes sense. Alert the press!	2001.08.22 2001.08.23	B	Jessica
2-7 Recap	It's On! It's On! - Nicole dares to nominate Krusta and Monica, thereby turning it "on." Yes, that's correct: it is now on. True, no one exactly knows what that means, but how much do semantics really matter when you've got a crazy lady, two evil masterminds, a delusional drunk, a betrayed pretty boy and a weepy hairy guy?	2001.08.16 2001.08.19	B+	Jessica
2-6 Recap	Kent's Last Stand Kent's Last Stand - Everybody's favorite curmudgeon, Kent, goes out with a bang. Sadly, we don't mean that literally.	2001.08.09 2001.08.13	B+	Jessica
2-5 Recap	Mike Sucks For The Last Time Mike Sucks For The Last Time - Mike gets evicted from the house. There is much rejoicing in the land. Hardy enters an alliance with Will. There is much despair in the land. Krista earns herself a new nickname. There is much snarking in the land. Yay, snark!	2001.08.02 2001.08.04	B+	Jessica
2-4 Recap	Smell Ya Later, Shannon! Too Bad, So Sad - Hardy's the Head of Household, and Shannon gets the old heave-ho! Life is sweet.	2001.07.26 2001.07.27	B+	Jessica
2-3 Recap	The one where Hardy wins Head of Household! Autumn Leaves - Autumn gets the boot, Hardy wins Head of Household, and Shannon's boyfriend, Poor Jim Back At Home, threatens Will's personal well-being. None of that is bad!	2001.07.19 2001.07.22	B+	Jessica
2-2 Recap	Would You Get Mad If I Killed You? Would You Get Mad If I Killed You? - The house loses two guests when Justin gets booted for waving a knife around, and Sheryl takes one for the team.	2001.07.12 2001.07.12	A-	Jessica
2-1 Recap	House of pain Move-In Day - Autumn is a crybaby ho. Kent is a deluded homophobe. Will is no longer Jessica's boyfriend. It's just another first day on the Big Brother set.	2001.07.05 2001.07.06	B	Jessica