Daniele, Kalia, and Porsche quietly celebrate their win in a bedroom until Rachel wanders in, putting a damper on everything. They act all fake-friendly until Rachel leaves the room, having accomplished her goal of making everyone uncomfortable. Later, Daniele and Kalia are talking about how they can do this. They're also confident they have Porsche on their side, for all the good she'll do them, and agree that they need to write off Shelly. Daniele vows to make everyone "shit their pants." Godspeed, Morticia.
Even with Brendon's return and the HoH competition, we still have some time for some Sunday-night filler, in the form of Shelly giving Jordan a practice job interview so Jordan can stop being a receptionist someday. Let's just say that it's a good thing Jordan won half a million bucks in BB11. Jeff DRs that he'd hire Jordan because she's cute. I suspect he wouldn't be the first.
Adam decides he needs to do some "damage control" with Daniele, like anyone gives a tenth of a shit about him at this point. He lamely offers not to put Daniele up if he wins HoH next week, which is like his promising to do his very best to catch a meteor if it's about to hit her. Daniele is duly unimpressed.
Her next visitor is Shelly, who walks right in on Kalia and Daniele like they're all still best buds. Daniele claims not to know what she's going to do and Shelly senses that she's in trouble. Daniele calls Shelly out on being happy when Brendon came back. Shelly makes lame excuses, and flails about how she feels uncool in comparison with Daniele and Kalia, and then makes it worse by asking Kalia to leave so she can talk to Daniele in private. She says she wants to be on Daniele's side. "I'm not buying any of this," Daniele DRs. But it's such a bargain!
Kalia tells Porsche about the scene upstairs, which quickly devolves into whispering about what a liar Shelly is. Which Shelly, who is back downstairs in the next room, can hear through the wall. Later, in the kitchen, she confronts Porsche in front of everyone else. "The moral high road is impossible in this game," Shelly DRs. No matter how hard she tries. Outside, she martyrs to Porsche and Kalia about how all she's done is look out for them, because all Shelly has ever done is look out for the person she's talking to at this moment. Porsche's not taking it, bringing up Shelly's multiple deals with multiple people, particularly Brendon and Rachel, which even the editors bust Shelly on, showing a clip from eleven days ago of Shelly proposing a deal with Brendon and Rachel in the backyard. But Shelly has forgotten all about that deal, probably because she has so many to keep track of, and storms off, pissed at Rachel now for telling lies about her. "I don't understand what just happened," Porsche says to Kalia, which is so not news it's practically a macro, but Kalia looks confused as well.