Big Brother
Big Brother

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Miss Alli: B+ | 511 USERS: C+
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You Reap, You Sow, You Weep, You Go

Marcellas tells Lisa and Danielle that Roddy has to go, because it's "what's right in [their] hearts." It's not strategy, mind you -- it's voting your conscience. God, if somebody doesn't get Marcellas and that damn robe out of the house soon, I'm going to evict him myself. It will require a bending of the rules, but I'm willing to take on CBS to accomplish it. Shut up, you moralistic snot.

Later, Marcellas tips Chiara off that she might want to look at some of her allies and think about whether they're really all that trustworthy. Kiki catches on that he's talking about Danielle, so she has a chat with Danielle. Because you can always rely on people who are secretly scheming against you to 'fess up if you ask them nicely. Surprisingly enough, Danielle does not come clean. Kiki still loves Danielle, though. "Her and I never forced a relationship, it just kind of happened," she says. Pronoun issues continue to plague the house.

Marcellas comes clean with Amy that the vote is going to go against Roddy, not Chiara. Amy goes straight to Danielle. "I feel like I've been used by the house," Amy says. Well, yes, dear. Because you let it happen. Danielle DRs that she felt "compassion for Amy," which I'm sure has nothing to do with it, but for whatever reason, she apparently started to have some doubts about the vote to boot Roddy. Jason, meanwhile, is called to the DR to cast his vote. He sticks his head in the Big Bed Room on his way. "Opposite. Opposite," Danielle says. Okay, here's the thing, Danielle. If you're doing this in front of Amy, she presumably knows you're changing it from Roddy to Chiara, unless you WANT her to think you're changing it from Chiara to Roddy precisely because she doesn't want you to, and why would you want that? Why didn't she just say, "Vote to evict Roddy, not Chiara"? At any rate, a confused Jason winds up in the diary room unsure of exactly what Danielle was trying to tell him. Heh. This is turning into an episode of Hogan's Heroes, with the bumbling and the scheming. And the imprisonment, I guess.

Julie takes us in to talk to the houseguests. They are extremely quiet, and barely greet her. Is this because Kiki is so sad? Wow. It's like a funeral in there. Maybe one of the lizards has scurvy. The houseguests talk about how much they loved the Sheryl Crow show. There's talk about Amy's return, and talk of Gerry's anniversary. And Jason talks about how much he loves everyone. So very, very much.

Big Brother

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