Lisa tells Danielle about the Kiki/Amy blather she walked in on earlier. They agree that Kiki and Roddy have good reason to be nervous -- Roddy because he nominated Marcellas and Amy, thus threatening the bitchiest friendship since Heathers, and Chiara because...well, because she's Chiara.

Marcellas invites Roddy out to the hammock to talk. Roddy tries to assure Marcellas that he's no criminal mastermind, and Marcellas counters that a "taint" surrounds Roddy because of the behavior of Josh and the behavior of Chiara. Excuse me, a taint? My goodness. For a house of debauchery, this place certainly does contain a lot of closet Puritans. Roddy tells Marcellas that if he had his way, racial harmony and equality of people of all sexual orientations would be achieved tomorrow. He loves everyone. He loves little children. And puppies. And if he had one wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. So...so don't vote him out just because his girlfriend is kinda bitchy, because the thing is that he is helpless to change the fact that he loves everyone. Even annoying people. Wow, welcome to the Hammock of Demented Sociology. Can we buy you a drink?