We open with the houseguests going into the storage room after the concert to find that they've all been given copies of Sheryl's CD. Not that they have anything to play them on. ["The HoH gets a Discman, and maybe s/he can be prevailed upon to share?" -- Wing Chun] I can say, though, from my experiences with old AOL promotional CDs, that they make attractive, though non-absorbent, coasters. The houseguests also receive autographed t-shirts, and considering the ugly orange color of those shirts, I certainly hope they don't wear them very often in the future.
In the Big Bed Room, Roddy tells Chiara that this week, he's prepared to leave. Last week, he was pretty sure he was safe. (He's wrong, you'll note.) He tells Kiki that if he goes, she shouldn't seek revenge. "Why wouldn't I practice what I preach?" she says sweetly. Why do I think you could easily head for France and wind up in Brazil by attempting to follow the wacky directions provided by Chiara's moral compass? Kiki says that if Amy hadn't come back, Roddy and Chiara "would never be up on the block." Wow. You might want to order some self-awareness, dear. Blue-and-white Amy nominates them again. On night-cam, Marcellas points out to Amy that while Chiara wasn't very nice to Amy, Amy has to admit that Chiara at least didn't nominate her. Amy, staring at the ceiling, intones, "She didn't have the opportunity," and she is so creepy at that moment I can't even believe it. It's partly the night-cam, but...it's partly just Amy. I expect little horns to grow out of her hair and her head to spin around. Kiki explains to Roddy that she's already asked Jason and Gerry to evict her instead of Roddy, but says that Danielle will certainly vote to evict Roddy. Because of Danielle's great love for Chiara, of course. In other news involving not paying attention to anything that's going on around you, Chiara says that Lisa will also vote to evict Roddy and save her.
Marcellas tells Lisa and Danielle that Roddy has to go, because it's "what's right in [their] hearts." It's not strategy, mind you -- it's voting your conscience. God, if somebody doesn't get Marcellas and that damn robe out of the house soon, I'm going to evict him myself. It will require a bending of the rules, but I'm willing to take on CBS to accomplish it. Shut up, you moralistic snot.
Later, Marcellas tips Chiara off that she might want to look at some of her allies and think about whether they're really all that trustworthy. Kiki catches on that he's talking about Danielle, so she has a chat with Danielle. Because you can always rely on people who are secretly scheming against you to 'fess up if you ask them nicely. Surprisingly enough, Danielle does not come clean. Kiki still loves Danielle, though. "Her and I never forced a relationship, it just kind of happened," she says. Pronoun issues continue to plague the house.