Then there's a montage of the coming week, Julie flogging the various other Big Brother-related stuff we can seek out in case we want to waste even more time than the three hours a week we'll already never get back, and a final eavesdrop on the houseguests. Which is even less interesting than usual, apart from Kara and Danielle talking about needing to get out of their shorts. That's got to make Dan feel good about keeping them.
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