The next flashback is built all around Elissa and how she was outed as Rachel's sister by day 2, because even these idiots couldn't miss the resemblance. There's a montage of the word spreading through the house, but unfortunately there isn't a similar montage of how badly Elissa bungled that whole situation.

GinaMarie does a stilted intro to a sequence of all the hookups that went down in the house. There were Jeremy and Kaitlin, Candice and Howard, David and Aaryn, and of course Amanda and McCrae. Spencer thinks that McCrae's HoH win was probably a big factor in that last one. We get a flashback to Amanda going up to spend the night in McCrae's bed and the making out that ensued. Which I think was not long before she realized that he wasn't lying about being a pizza boy. We also get to see their mock wedding in the back yard on day 54, when of course she was a total mock-bridezilla. Andy officiated in McCrae's old-timey vampire costume from the movie set competition, and the best thing I can say about it is that unlike so many weddings, it was short.

We also learn that Judd not only hooked up with Jessie -- who could barely give it away to him according to a clip from Day 46 -- he also kissed Aaryn on Day 69, then made out with her in bed that night. Judd talks in the DR about the seductiveness of J-U-double-D. Don't underestimate the seductiveness of limited options, Judd.

The other big showmance is of course GinaMarie and Nick, which triggers a flashback to GinaMarie's loud, emotional, over-the-top reaction to Nick's departure on day 21, yelling through the house. Saw it then. Don't need to see it again now. Of course, they've now been apart more than thrice the time they've been together and she's still acting like their love is lasing through the ages. I would be shocked if Nick is even still watching.

Andy brings up the number of fights that happened this season, and Spencer recalls the time he got "taken to Candyland." So of course there's a flashback to when Candice came out to the backyard to publicly yell at Spencer. I think we all saw how that worked out. Only one of the two of them is still here, after all. They move on to discuss Amanda's torturing of Elissa later in the season. Andy points out that Amanda did that to try to save him, but he didn't like how she went about it. I think we all know that Amanda also did it for fun, because she kept doing it even after saving anyone was off the table. So let's see a replay of that ugly display from day 66, shall we? Actually, let's not. Skipping.

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