The America's Boyfriend Olympics continue as Jason vies for the gold, accompanied by the Happy Merry Music of Cute, Nice Boys. In the hammock with him, Chiara says she'll give him the money if she wins, if he'll just come home with her. My sentiments exactly. Or, nearly exactly. I wouldn't give him the money, but I would certainly make room. Basically, the women love him. He's sensitive, and he cleans the bathroom, and being as hot as a well-prepared wok isn't hurting anything, either. Chiara tells him a story that relates to a friend of hers losing her virginity, and she gleans from his reaction that he may be a virgin himself. She becomes fixated on this point, to say the least. He diary-rooms that he thinks it will "single him out" if everyone knows he's a virgin, so he's trying to keep it a secret. Oh, whatever. What singles you out is your very sad soul patch, which is your one aesthetic flaw. Shave, boy, and we'll be so very good to go. At any rate, Chiara makes a few more attempts to discuss it with him, and although he doesn't (at this point) say it out loud, she basically gets the idea. The notion of his being a virgin completely turns her on, so now she's giving him the heavy-duty foot rub. As it turns out, Jason's primary concern about Chiara being in on his big secret is that she might tell Lisa. And...what? Lisa is going to have him sacrificed to a volcano god? I personally think they're all making far too much of this.

Haircut time. Tonya, it would appear, is quite the haircutter. Now, last year when Nicole gave haircuts to people who had been in the house for weeks, it made some sense, because they had gone so long without. But here, I think they're just bored. Tonya cuts Eric's hair and Roddy's, and then she moves on to Jason, and hallelujah to that, because he definitely was working the '80s do entirely too hard. Chiara seems almost sad that Jason's getting his hair cut, and she's still trying to hop aboard the Virgin Hottie Express, so she sits on the bathroom counter to supervise. Long story short, she drags out the fact that he's a virgin in front of several other people. Did she not get the hint that he didn't really want to talk about this? I sort of think Chiara is cute, and well-intentioned, and I get that she has a crush on him. But...my dear, think. She also correctly points out that this will make a lot of women hot for Jason in addition to herself. Sadly, this is true. I actually sort of like the way Jason explains it, which is that it is partly a religious decision, but he also sees some advantage in avoiding sex-related complications in all but the most serious relationships. I also like the fact that in private (in the diary room), he emphasizes the religious aspect, but he doesn't feel the need to do a big public speech about that, and talks more about the relationship-logistics part. He's very endearing, and really quite a good sport about the teasing the girls are giving him, so he gets big points for that. Actually, the only part in this sequence that makes me wonder about Jason is where he's in the shower running what sounds like the electric razor. Ew.