Big Brother
Big Brother

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M. Giant: B | 202 USERS: C+
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Joe Versus the Volcano

Meanwhile, Shane, Frank, and Ian hang out inside and have a fratty conversation about sex dreams and how much they miss looking at Jojo and Kara. But not Willie so much.

Danielle talks to Shane about his reluctance to get any kind of showmance going on with her, especially in private. Danielle claims in the DR that she's a catch, and Shane's going to lose her if he doesn't shape up. Danielle, there's a book you should read.

In the HoH room, Mike and Frank talk with Dan. Everyone agrees that Joe is the obvious target this week, but they speculate on the idea of nominating a member of the Silent Six in order to keep the alliance secret. Now if only someone will volunteer to be a pawn, and if only it's Shane. Mike and Frank mention Dan himself, supposedly joking, but kidding on the square. In the DR, Dan is dead serious as he says he doesn't want to be the pawn. "You don't trust your alliance, huh?" Mike goads Dan. Not when you're in it, Toolshed.

Big Brother calls Danielle to the DR early in the morning while she's still asleep. Mike and Britney chat about her outside, and when Britney talks about how Danielle must have to get up early for her job as a "kindergarten teacher," Mike says he suspects Danielle is a medical student or a nurse, based on her mentions of medical stuff. [Note: Britney points out that Danielle calls Advil "naproxen," which is hilariously obvious. -- Rachel.] Britney thinks Mike's theory makes sense, except for how there's no reason anyone would lie about that. Which is of course exactly what Danielle did on Day 1. Britney is giving Danielle too much credit. I bet people do that a lot.

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