Ashley is suffering from a back spasm that makes her almost completely immobile. Mike and Dan have to physically carry her to the bathroom. Which she loves. I think if I were in that situation, I'd be like, "Oh, this side is suddenly better. Mike, I think Dan and I can take it from here."

With the coaches thing over, the Have/Have Not competitions are of course back. Given Ashley's condition, she's offered the choice of competing on her own behalf or letting Frank (who as HoH is exempt) get her whatever he can, and she opts for the latter. The teams will divide themselves into green and yellow teams. Ian's aggressive for once, diving on the stack of bandannas and thus ensuring himself a spot in the green team with all the guys.

Outside, the backyard has been upgraded with a big pool of yellow liquid (I think we're supposed to think of lemonade rather than urine), two ramps, and players dressed up as giant lemons or limes. Each team also has one member dressed as a farmer (Jenn on the lemon team, Frank on the lime team) whose job will be to squeeze the players' costumes out on the ramps, into hoses that feed large jugs. Each jug is labeled with the names of the opposing team members, and the team that fills the other team's jugs first gets to be Haves for the week, while those whose jugs are filled will be Have-Nots. [Note: Sound familiar? It is.]

The competition begins, and there's a lot of jumping and squeezing and flailing (and, in the case of the green team, filling up their mouths and spitting, because this isn't disgusting enough already). Soon the weight of the juice in the giant sponges starts to tell on tiny little Britney and big doughy Joe. "We're fricking lemons in yellow jumpsuits," Danielle DRs. "Life is not that that bad." Danielle moons in the DR about this being the most action she's gotten from Shane yet, as we see them squeezing each other on the ramp. "Get a room," Britney DRs. The yellow team is catching up, mainly because the green team has a kink in their hose that they don't know about. Frank quickly fixes it, and they pass the lemons up again, and finish first. And thus Shane, Danielle, Britney, and Joe are the Have-Nots for the week. When they return to the house, their extra Have-Not items for the week are candy canes and cod. Looks like Joe will have a chance to prove his ability to make even slop taste good, even if it's only for a few days.