Finally it's down to Adam and Jeff. Daniele decides on the spot that she's going to get rid of Brendon. Jeff purposely throws it short to keep himself out of trouble and lands it on the 8-point spot, and then Adam's throw is so over-edited I think we're going to ads before we see the result...but he got seven points, so he's the big winner. Jeff claims a prize of $5,000, and Adam pulls the card from the last bushel and reads, "HUMILITARD." I don't know what that means, but we'll be seeing Jordan in it soon enough. With many apologies, Adam swaps with her and then celebrates in the DR. But the person we're really worried about is Rachel, who complains that after Adam saves himself, she and Brendon may be nominated, so they'll have to work really hard to protect themselves. Just don't have a bunch of meltdowns, Rachel, and you'll be fine like you always are when you keep your shit together. Oh, wait.
After the PoV competition, Rachel quietly argues to Brendon in the storage room that she should go up on the block, which he shuts down, telling her to calm down before she gets them both in trouble.
Up in the HoH room, Daniele is giving Jeff her assurances that Brendon is her target. Jeff suggests getting rid of Rachel instead, but Daniele is still on Brendon's ass and wants him out. Jeff agrees with her, for his own safety. What happened to going to war for his team? I guess his team isn't as big as he might have claimed.
As a result of her solitary confinement prize (which, if I were in this house, I would physically claw through fellow humans to get at), Shelly has to lock herself in the Have-Not room for 24 hours, but she says it's worth it to get to talk to her family. "I would give anything to see them, and just to hear their voices is priceless to me." Anything except not spending the summer in the Big Brother house. While hours pass for her in the HN room, Jordan is called to the DR, and emerges minutes later in the "Humilitard," a baggy (at least on her) green unitard with a pink tutu, a dunce beanie with a propeller, and the words "I'm With Stupid" on the front. She even has to wear pigtails, which of course Jeff loves. Adam appreciates how her propeller spins whenever she walks. I hope that's not a euphemism.