Big Brother
Big Brother

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 675 USERS: B-
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Shut The Elf Up

Brendon: "It's difficult for me to imagine that any woman is capable of independent thought, so I can only assume that Daniele's successes have to do with insecurity about living in her dad's shadow. Also, they told me to say that. Also, don't think that just because she won HoH and got me evicted that she deserves credit for any of this. It is only the sign of a greater hubris. In fact, I have won. I am the victor, because Daniele got me evicted but it doesn't count. In summation, all women are stupid, and I have an imaginary PhD in various kinds of science."

GOODBYES

Kalia: (Fairly classless, but then out of her entire persecution complex the only person who seemed actively gunning for her -- albeit in an unfocused, fire-into-the-crowd way -- was Brendon.)
Jordan: "Please don't hold my previous win, or Jeff's ten grand, against us at Jury. We'll use it to buy you a wedding gift for your doomed marriage! Finally, to prove that I am working this game in ways you can barely see, I will do a loving impression of your fiancée."

Daniele appears and it is so fucking scary how his smile slides down his face and his eyes go glassy and hateful and gross. It doesn't even matter what she says because his complete change in affect is so terrifying. He honestly thinks she is to blame for things that happen to him as a result of his actions.:

Rachel: "Falling in pretend love with you on TV has been one of the most fulfilling and respectful interactions I've ever had with men. I can't wait to get to know you on a fundamental level. Assuming that you have other ones."
Brendon: "I do not."

AFTERMATH

Julie: "Houseguests, assemble! The next evictee -- Daniele, are you listening? -- has a chance to get back into the game. That's all you get."

We get the rest of the story, which is that one of the four Evictees (Keith, Cassi, Dom and now Brendon) will be going up against the next Evictee to return to the house, according to America's Vote. And while I guess it's possible that people who think the fake sexless soap opera of Brendon & Rachel might be so profoundly disturbed by their American Tail-style separation that they'd toss him back into the house just to stop the screams, I think it's more likely that Dominic will get back in.

Big Brother

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