Big Brother
The 13th Hour

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now!
Shut The Elf Up

All I know is, Kalia's nominations couldn't matter less, and that's exciting in a whole other way. I feel like just her name being said must, on some level, have activated the tiny beeping craziness inside Rachel's mind. Can't you see it? That sinister dull flashing pinprick of red light at the back of her hairline, slooooowly speeding up and blinking faster and faster and faster and soon you'll be able to hear it beeping and soon it will be a klaxon and then it will take over and her eyes will start flashing and her monkey arms will start windmilling and then it'll just be blood, blood, blood.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps True Blood, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and Desperate Housewives for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion.

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Big Brother




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