Marcellas and Janelle are joined by Erika in the HoH room. Janelle asks whether Erika intends to vote out Alison, and Erika says that it makes her too nervous having Alison in the house. Marcellas says that he cannot vote to keep Danielle. "She is my Alison," Marcellas says. Janelle insists that keeping Alison is more dangerous, because she might team up with Will and Mike. Unlike Danielle? Is she assuming Danielle wouldn't do that? Marcellas DRs that he would like to have both of them leave. "How do you choose between gonorrhea and the clap?" he asks. Er, they're the same thing, dude. Nice shot at that joke, but take one more class in Know Your STDs before you bust that out.
Julie Chen takes us to the living room to say hello to all the houseguests. She compliments Howie on his shirt that says "THANKS JULIE." He says his sister made it for him. Julie confronts Howie about his little crush on Will. It absolutely shocks me, but Will is totally embarrassed by this. He actually puts his head in his hand and suffers. Asked "what gives," Howie goes on about how awesome Will is, "best-looking guy" and so forth. Then Howie says that Will showed up kind of pale and underweight. You know, Will is pale because Will is a skin doctor. He knows that today's tan is tomorrow's leathery hide. Laugh all you want, but in fifty years, he'll look twenty years younger than if he hadn't lived this way. Also, his complete lack of a soul will keep him from developing worry wrinkles.
Next, Julie asks Will about George's snoring. She plays a clip of George snoring, and he is completely horrified. Will repeats his joke about George snoring him out of the house. George is double-bright red, but manages to laugh. That is a very significant blushing episode. I feel for the guy, I have to say.
Julie promises that we are about to discuss how popular Jase is. But first! There is voting to deal with, so here go Marcellas, Erika, and Diane, casting their votes in the DR. Marcellas says that you would both keep and toss Danielle for the same reason -- everyone knows she can't be trusted. Erika's best reason to keep Danielle is that she thinks Danielle isn't targeting her. Diane says that Danielle should go, because Danielle seems to be working with everyone but Diane. Marcellas wants to boot Alison because she can lie; Erika wants to keep Alison because she draws attention to herself. Diane would keep Alison because she's "a walking time bomb." In other words, it's a big explosion of misdirection. Diane covers her face, cringes, and votes to evict Danielle.