After commercials, it's time for the Veto Competition. It's art-themed, which means that everyone has to put on black turtlenecks and berets. They enter the Big Brother art gallery, enjoy wine and cheese (even for those on slop, so Kail stuffs her face). Jameka reminds us that her plan was to try to win, to keep her word, and to be selfless. Jessica, on the other hand, is going to play her hardest to keep the nominations as they are. However, her "hardest" still sucks. The game is, basically, deciphering pictograms. There will be a series of images based on Big Brother phrases (which, to me, means make a mental list of the things Julie Chen has said on more than eight hundred occasions and prepare to supply them as answers). They'll get game dollars based on right answers. Answering wrong means you're out of the game (and, weirdly, locks other players out from attempting to answer the one you fucked up). They'll each start with $1000 in game dollars. But why, you might think, would they need it if a wrong answer doesn't result in points debited, but in ejection from the game? I wonder!

Okay, for real, the pictures are so (a) dumb and (b) obvious that I'm going to gloss over this. Daniele answers the first two correctly and adds $1000 to her total. Kail gets the next one, for $750. Daniele guesses the next one wrong and is out of the game. I love that Jen is playing with a glass of wine on her podium. Hell, she did already say she knew she wasn't going to be winning this one.