After one last ad break, Julie's got everyone back in the living room for a final viewscreen conversation. The first thing Chima says is that she's grateful to Ronnie for helping her study. Thanks, Ronnie, for continuing to suck from beyond the grave. Chima's looking forward to power, safety, and lotion.
Before signing off with them for the week, Julie's got some inane questions from the live studio audience, I think just to make her own questions seem more legitimate by comparison. One of them is what kind of tattoo Lydia would get to commemorate her time in the house. The second audience question is to Kevin, asking him who needs a makeover the most. Instead of giving the safe and obvious answer of Ronnie, and Kevin fake-dodges it before fingering Natalie. Quick, cut away before there's any blowback!
As always, Julie flogs all things Big Brother for the next week, including a reminder that Jeff still has Coup D'état power that he may or may not use next week (and since Chima's not in Jeff's alliance, I think the chances are decent). And the final eavesdropping segment is Chima dreading the possibility of unflattering baby pictures of her showing up. What I'm dreading is having to listen to more of Chima's laughing for the whole rest of the week.
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