Big Brother
Big Brother

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Miss Alli: C+ | 466 USERS: C+
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Good Night, Sweet Princess

Danielle and Lisa sit around the dining room and ridicule Amy, because...well, frankly, I don't know why the hell they have to do that. They make fun of her for flirting, for having hips, for liking Jason...sigh. She certainly has become the recreational target, no? It's so depressing when people are just small for no reason. I mean, it can be fun, but it's still depressing.

Back on the boat, Jason and Amy have a nice time together as the sun sets. They go below (ew! No, not like that!) and have dinner, and Jason DRs that Amy looked beautiful, even post-puking. Aw.

Danielle and Lisa wait for Jason and Amy to come home. They discuss the possibility of going to bed before they get home, and as Jason and Amy depart the boat, they express some concern that there might be furniture shoved in front of the doors when they get back. Upon their return, however, they get back into the house without difficulty. They tell the glorious stories of the day -- of the seals, of the dinner, and of Amy's uncooperative innards and their rebellious nature. Oh, those crazy innards! What will they think of next? Danielle and Lisa smile indulgently.

We interrupt this program for a Lizard Status Report. Danielle hates the lizards. Amy hates the lizards. Lisa has mixed feelings about the lizards. Jason feels a strange pity for them, because their two caretakers (Eric and Gerry) are both gone now, so he thinks he's obligated at least to try to care for them a little. Do you remember Amy in the first episode, going, "Ah luuhve rep-tahles"? She must have changed her mind. Thank you for watching this Lizard Status Report. If this had been an actual Lizard Status Emergency, a large lizard would have crashed through the wall of your house while you were reading it.

Big Brother

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