After commercials, it's finally fucking time to end the madness. The winner gets $500,000; the runner-up gets $50,000.

Eric (per America) votes for Dick.

Jameka votes for Daniele.

Dustin votes for Dick.

Jen votes for Daniele.

Zach votes for Dick. Even with his bad attitude?

And Amber votes for Dick, so he wins. I don't even have the energy to get irate about it; this just needs to end so I can go to bed and forget this whole terrible season ever happened.

Anyway: Dick and Daniele hug each other like a million times; at least she's wearing a dress, so she can't jump up on him and wrap her legs around him, and I'll take that as a tiny blessing. In the Chenderdome, everyone hugs.

After commercials, Julie lets us know that, for the record, Jessica voted for Dick, so he won 5-2. Unbelievable. Dick tells Julie he wants to travel around the world with some of the people there. Oh, I bet I know: Dustin, right? As for Daniele, she says that she feels like she and Dick won: "It doesn't matter." Yep, exactly. Julie blah-blahs some generic goodbyes, and then it really is over. And that was the last time I ever agreed to have anything to do with this horrendous abortion of a show. America, behold your chosen victor, and be very ashamed of yourself.