Predictably, the victory goes to the team that plays a similar game all the time. So Amber and Jameka, who just got hosed in the last vote and are probably about to get nominated, are also on slop now. Great time for those two ladies. I wonder how Jameka thinks this plays into God's plan. Maybe God loves farting. In better news, the entire house, including people on slop (like Jen, who's on slop forever because of her veto competition wagering a few weeks back) will get a feast. Jameka tells us she hopes being on slop might make her less of a target. Oh, Jameka. Daniele, incidentally, is not on slop anyway, because she's HoH. So this hit solely Amber and Jameka, as far as the loss.
When the houseguests get inside, the table has been replaced with a smaller one. As usual, this leads to a lot of quasi-profound discussion of what it means that the table is getting smaller, the pool of people is getting smaller, and so forth. Daniele senses that she's getting closer and closer to F2, and if you haven't figured out yet that Dick and Daniele are going to be the final two, you haven't been paying attention. I didn't think anything was ever going to gross me out more than watching the Erika/Mike finale, but I think I'll plan to be sick that week and let Wing or Joe do the weecapping.
Eric tells Jessica that they are now officially "bad-asses." I would call for a definition on that one, I believe. Dick lurks in the room, teasing them about kissing. Everyone blushes as Dick endeavors to make them uncomfortable, and why Eric is choosing to chuckle along with this after the way Dick used to stand over him screeching and berating is simply beyond my comprehension.
Jen and Daniele talk. Daniele claims not to know what she's going to do, because she doesn't want to admit that the answer is that she's going to do whatever her daddy tells her to do. Daniele complains in the DR about how every time Jen has been on the block, she's gotten herself off.
Eric's next instruction from us is to get Amber nominated. He says this will be very easy.
Dick and Eric visit Daniele in the HoH to tell her what to do. They all gloat about how well it's going, and Eric talks about how they've all "elevated" themselves, and how they aren't here to lose to "the likes of Amber." Eric says he wants to see Amber on the block, just to fuck with her, even if she's not meant to go home, because he'd enjoy seeing her cry a lot. "I think we should try to bury Amber's spirits entirely," Eric says gleefully. Daniele says she doesn't know how she feels about Eric. I say we bury his spirits entirely.