When the houseguests get inside, the table has been replaced with a smaller one. As usual, this leads to a lot of quasi-profound discussion of what it means that the table is getting smaller, the pool of people is getting smaller, and so forth. Daniele senses that she's getting closer and closer to F2, and if you haven't figured out yet that Dick and Daniele are going to be the final two, you haven't been paying attention. I didn't think anything was ever going to gross me out more than watching the Erika/Mike finale, but I think I'll plan to be sick that week and let Wing or Joe do the weecapping.
Eric tells Jessica that they are now officially "bad-asses." I would call for a definition on that one, I believe. Dick lurks in the room, teasing them about kissing. Everyone blushes as Dick endeavors to make them uncomfortable, and why Eric is choosing to chuckle along with this after the way Dick used to stand over him screeching and berating is simply beyond my comprehension.
Jen and Daniele talk. Daniele claims not to know what she's going to do, because she doesn't want to admit that the answer is that she's going to do whatever her daddy tells her to do. Daniele complains in the DR about how every time Jen has been on the block, she's gotten herself off.
Eric's next instruction from us is to get Amber nominated. He says this will be very easy.
Dick and Eric visit Daniele in the HoH to tell her what to do. They all gloat about how well it's going, and Eric talks about how they've all "elevated" themselves, and how they aren't here to lose to "the likes of Amber." Eric says he wants to see Amber on the block, just to fuck with her, even if she's not meant to go home, because he'd enjoy seeing her cry a lot. "I think we should try to bury Amber's spirits entirely," Eric says gleefully. Daniele says she doesn't know how she feels about Eric. I say we bury his spirits entirely.
Our new America's Player question says that Eric is going to give his childhood "woobie" to someone in the house. To whom do we want it given? At the moment, I wouldn't mind seeing him give it to Julie Chen on his way out the door. Besides, I think Julie Chen would enjoy a woobie.
When we return, it's almost time for nominations, and it's so suspenseful -- what will happen? Amber knows she has a good chance of going up, but her reasoning is that she's a threat because she gets along with everyone. Jen says Daniele told her she's not going up, but Jen isn't sure. Jameka says she thinks she could go up. She knows her position is not very secure, to say the least. Daniele says that everyone now will go to the jury house, so she's trying to be very careful about how she does it. Eric says he's taking Daniele and Dick at their word that after he saved them, they will at least give him one week before they turn on him, since that's "the least they can do." Kind of like Eric did after Dustin saved him. Oh, wait -- he didn't. I guess that was less than the least he could do, huh?