Now Josh and Amy have an egg fight, which starts when she throws one at him. He, reasonably enough, grinds one into her hair. For some reason, Lori feels the need to point out that Amy "took it with grace," like, hello, Amy started the whole thing. Not only had you better be willing to have the guy crack an egg into your hair when you do that, but that should be the reason you do it in the first place, because getting each other sloppy is fun, and most certainly a time-honored way of showing affection. You know, I was watching a very, very muddy softball game once, and a friend of mine, who was built like a bear, had just slid into home and turned himself into a gigantic ball of nothing but mud. I lost track of him, and the next thing I knew, he grabbed me into this enormous hug, covered me with mud, and ruined (permanently) everything I was wearing. It was excellent, I recall it with great fondness, and if you don't understand why that is, you are not the kind of person who should throw eggs in a social situation.













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