When Day 2 dawns, everyone in the entire house hops up from sunbathing in the yard to go see the photo wall. Jen's looks fine to me, but she's so distressed by it that she literally starts crying. Even Jessica thinks Jen's being immature about it. Joe DRs that he thought it was a joke at first. "I love my photo, by the way," he adds. It is cute. Jen's still standing there with her hand over her photo, and she DRs weepily, "That's the picture everyone sees right now." No, what everyone sees right now is a ditz coming completely unhinged over a perfectly decent photograph. Even the music guys are mocking her with a deeply operatic score for this scene. Is Jen going to stand there with her hand on the wall all summer? No, she's going to go get a potholder from the kitchen and tape it up to conceal the picture. Right here is when I would instantly become the houseguest who loooooves to make casseroles, three meals a day. "Hey, where's the potholder? My casseroles need to come out of the oven. Jen? Have you seen the potholder?"

Topiary animals welcome us back from the commercials, and then we learn all about Dick the Name Dropper. We see Daniele complaining about it to Amber, as well as Dick demonstrating it himself by trying and failing to impress Kail with stories about Madonna and Richard Gere, and then Joe by talking about dating Jerri from Survivor, and someone else about Johnny Depp. Kail seems to know how to let the air out of a name-dropper, which is to ask him about someone he's never met, in this case Jon Bon Jovi. Dick claims the only reason he hasn't met him is because he's from New Jersey. Yet he continues name-dropping, all over the house! Alice Cooper! The Ataris! Someone from Jackass! Someone from The Brady Bunch! Some houseguest is going to trip on all these names lying around. And then Kail lets me down by being impressed that Dick once had dinner with Cher. Oh, Kail.