Veto ceremony. Jerry's wearing his Marines shirt, so you know right away he's not going to do anything sneaky. Jessie goes first, telling Jerry that he'll understand if he doesn't want to stick he neck out for him. Memphis says roughly the same thing, although he's less condescending. And Jerry... isn't using the Veto. Nominees stay the same.

Memphis DRs that he wasn't surprised, but "it's a long time until Thursday." Especially if you're stuck in a house with Jessie. Jessie in turn says that Jerry "neglected" to use the Veto on him, as though it was just a forgetful oversight. But he's confident that he'll have enough votes to stay in the house, which he calls a "sweet cookie to eat." You know what cookies do, Jessie? They crumble. April maintains that Memphis remains her target, but Libra says that she has plans to get rid of Jessie. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict more Libra/April fireworks, with Keesha on those sidelines that she's always mistaking for the center of the action.

Time for us to give America's Player Dan his marching orders: should he vote to evict Jessie or Memphis? Dance, monkey!

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