Daniele DRs that she still has no regrets, but Jeff will if she's still there on Thursday. Big if, that. Kalia analyzes, "It really sucks." Rachel is so excited she DRs of Daniele, "Nobody comes between me and my alliance!" Not funny any more. Never was. It's anti-funny. Jeff says he was trying to further himself and Jordan in the game, and taunts Daniele before faking a yawn and waving, "Later." So we'll see on Thursday whether Daniele or Kalia gets evicted. Or, since it's a double-eviction episode, maybe it'll be both. And at least they won't be apart for long.

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