So Shannon skips back into the bathroom, takes Hardy's electric toothbrush, uses it to scrub all over the inside of the toilet, and laughs evilly to herself. She stumbles out of the water closet and snickers uncontrollably. Moments later, Big Brother calls her into the Diary Room. She rolls her eyes and prances off with Will.
I'd like to take this moment to apologize publicly to Satan for ever comparing him to Shannon. I don't think Satan would stoop to using someone's toothbrush to clean a toilet. Maybe he'd arrange for a person's toothbrush to burst into flames while he was using it, but at least that has some pyrotechnical flair. In the Diary Room, Shannon makes the least apologetic apology ever, ever, ever. Her plan is to clean the base of Hardy's toothbrush and tell him the top is broken. "It will never happen again," Shannon chortles.
Hardy sits in the Big Blue Chair of Smart Cookies and says that he doesn't buy Shannon's story. She told him she broke the toothbrush while reaching for something, but there is nothing near his toothbrush that she could possibly need. He also notes that the head of the toothbrush isn't actually even broken. "[Shannon]'s like the little kid who takes her ball and goes home because the game isn't going her way. It's asinine," he spits.
In the bathroom, Hardy confronts Shannon and asks what she was reaching for. She says it was her curling iron. "But you didn't curl your hair," Hardy points out. Shannon says nothing. "There's no way in hell that she actually broke my toothbrush," Hardy tells the camera.
Pretty boy beautification time. Will plucks his brows and shaves his chest and shaves his hands and his wrists and his legs. ["Ew." -- Wing Chun] I think Will has some issues. Mike says that sometimes he'll shave his chest, but "Will goes places you don't even want to know about." He gestures, you know, downstairs. How much do I not want to think about that? Mike adds that he wants to induce Bunky to shave his chest (Bunky's chest, not Mike's), and makes this very funny waggling finger motion with his hands, which totally cracked me up in spite of myself. Yada yada yada, more discussion of Will's shaved pits. Will pops in to say that he just doesn't like body hair. We get it, Will. Personally, I think I'd be a little freaked by a man with no body hair whatsoever. Men are supposed to be a little hairy. It's, you know, manly, and stuff. ["It reminds me of that one Law & Order in which Burt Young plays a serial rapist who shaves all his body hair so that he doesn't leave any physical evidence at the crime scene. Not that Will is a serial rapist." -- Wing Chun]