This week's final episode concludes with an America's Choice question. The houseguests have all been asked who they miss most from home. Most people long to see their mom, or grandma, or spouse, or kids. Not Will. "I miss Buttercup, my tortoise," Will says sadly. Ha! Little does Will know, the America's Choice question involves a three-minute phone call from home. I'm almost tempted to call in, so that we can all see what Will would do on a three-minute call from his tortoise. I'm sure it would be less sick-making than his entire relationship with Shannon. Poor, evicted, misunderstood Shannon. Who are we going to kick around, now that she's gone?