During the replay of JoJo's eviction from Thursday, Danielle says she's been testing fate since day one; Frank considers his HoH reign a success, what with getting rid of two other people last week; and Shane says it's him against the house now. Well, him and Britney, who says she's gone from three players to one in only a week. And Wil sasses JoJo a farewell from the Diary Room, apropos of nothing.
Then there's the replay of Shane winning the HoH on Thursday. Frank calls that development "bittersweet," given that he's been talking deals with Shane. Joe, however, calls it a "TOTAL BUZZKILL...I'M IN FOR SOME TROUBLE THIS WEEK!!!" So are the foundations of the house if you don't dial it back, Shouty.
With JoJo gone, Shane now feels free to concentrate all his flirting on Danielle, who's only too happy about it, especially now that he's HoH. Wil DRs, "I'm screwed. Get me some camouflage, folks." Like that's his thing. Mike, on the other hand, is perfectly happy, what the secret deal he and Frank made with Shane. His only problem is that now he has to pretend to be upset for the benefit of the other people in the house.
Meanwhile, Britney's going off to Ashley about how there are going to be some scores settled. "It's kind of scary," Ashley DRs, which, given that Ashley thinks everything is wonderful all the time, means it's actually kind of terrifying.
Shane invites everyone to his HoH room, and Danielle twits that she might be spending a lot of time up there this week. Oh, have some self-respect, girl. Shane is happy to go from two weeks of being a Have-Not to the HoH room. After the initial (simulated) excitement of seeing the room, everyone settles in for a nice, long, awkward silence, broken only by Shane's offering everyone snacks from his stash. In the DR, Britney mocks the entire house for nobody wanting to be up there, but also not wanting to be the first to leave. We never do find out who it is.
Downstairs, Joe figures that he and Wil will be Shane's nominees this week, in revenge for Janelle's abandonment of Britney. As for Janelle, she figures she needs to patch things up with her former ally. Good luck with that.
Up in the HoH room, Britney jokes that her kid (Shane) and Dan's kid (Danielle) are dating. With the four of them up there, this conversation about the birds and the bees soon segues to Britney's suggestion to nominate one person from each of the other two teams. Britney suggests Frank and Wil, but Shane still isn't ready to nominate Frank, and he tells the room as much. Shane DRs that nobody knows about his secret alliance with Frank. At this rate, they might just figure it out soon. Or at least normal people would.