Ian takes Britney aside to talk to her about a conversation he had with Mike just before the live show. We flash back to Thursday, "2 HRS BEFORE LIVE SHOW," in which Mike and Ian were changing clothes and Mike asked Ian who he was going to put up if he won, suggesting Britney or Shane. Ian played it close to his lame homemade superhero costume at the time, but now, after the competition, he quietly brings Britney into the loop. They decide that Shane will need to nominate Frank and Mike this week. Then they head up to the HoH room, where Danielle and Dan are hanging with Shane, which gives them a Quack Quorum. Britney tells Shane that he's going to have to both Frank and Mike and get rid of one of them, even as Shane whines about the risk of the one who stays winning HoH next week and coming after him. Britney argues that they need to have the first strike, and Ian backs her up. Dan and Danielle agree that this is the time for Shane to make a move, so the four of them will have Shane's back. The Quack Pack is decided.
Montage of Joe telling the house tall tales. Because I guess if you're going to talk that loud, you might as well make it good. Interesting facts about Joe include that his family sold the land the White House is on for a mule and a fifth of whiskey, he named I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and HE'S STILL REALLY LOUD.
Joe asks Ashley if she's going to have another date with Frank. She says she hasn't been asked, so Joe prompts Ian to ask her, which he does. Way to have initiative there, dude. We flash back to Frank and Ashley's makeout session the other night, and Ian Rachels, "Ain't nobody gonna get between me and my flirt-mance." It's like he wants people to root against him.