When we return, it's time for another competition made up of useless trivia about the season. These questions are all ones that are answered either "male" or "female," because all the answers are whether males or females did certain things in the house. Basically, there's a bull's-eye on the floor of this platform and the platform is divided into quadrants with walls, so each person can stand in the center of the bull's-eye by nestling up against the corner that's made by the walls, get it? Anyway, the outer part of the circle is labeled "Females," and the inner part "Males," and the middle circle (or, in each person's section, the middle arc) is neutral territory. For each question, you step out to "females" or in to "males" in order to give your answer.

The first question is about whether it was a male or a female said Kaysar was better-looking without hair. It was Marcellas, of course, and they all correctly say "male." Next: Was the second evictee a male or a female? Female. They're all right. Next: When Danielle vetoed herself, was the person who went up a male or a female? Male. Will and Janelle are right; Mike and George are wrong. Next: Were there more male or female houseguests from past seasons? Male. Only Janelle is right. Because God knows, she gets trivia questions about the season right, even if she literally cannot do one other thing at any time, ever. Next: Was the second appearance at the séance a male or female? Female. Only Will is wrong; everyone else is right. Next: In the first HoH competition, was the first to throw the meteor male or female? Female -- they're all right. Next: At the food judging, was it a male or female who said the thing about "low-grade dog food." It was a male, and everyone is right. Finally, did the majority of PoV wins go to males or females. The answer is females, and everyone is right. So Janelle is HoH, because this season has been essentially dominated by the ability to answer just this kind of question. Can't take anything away from her powers in this area, although you're free to find them boring.

Julie sends everyone back into the house. Since this is Big Brother: Fast Forward, the houseguests will only have four minutes before nominations. Of course, Janelle scampers off into a bedroom with Will so that he can tell her what to do. Will tells her to put up Erika and George. She wants to put up Mike, but Will nixes that plan. Janelle is worried that not nominating Mike will give away that she's with the boys, but Will basically tells her that it's kind of too late to be trying to hold her cards that close. "This is the week that everyone's going to know no matter what."