Big Brother
Big Brother

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Vision Thing

After the name-pick, Jen and Eric pout that they don't get to play.

In the kitchen, Amber is still excitedly going on about her vision to Jameka when Dick comes in to wish them good luck, bitchily adding that the people in the house who are famous for "taking dives" won't this time, because of the trip component. This takes the wind out of Amber's sails, and in the DR, Jameka complains about what a problem greed is. In this game. Where she is also competing for a large cash prize. But I'm sure that if she wins, she plans to give it all to her church.

So, Veto Competition. For no good reason, the players end up sitting on motorcycles. Well, maybe the reason is so that Dick can say how much he loves "choppers" and DR that the game was tailored for him, because in case you haven't read his Suicidal Tendencies shirt, he is a total bad-ass. The game requires the players to guess, by percentage, how Big Brother fans answered in a poll about the show. It's a lot like that show Card Sharks, except that there's a huge prop odometer to show the answer. Dick goes out on the first round. Gee, and this time we know he didn't throw it, so he must just be an idiot. Zach goes out on the second round. Jessica goes out in the third round. It's around here that Amber starts gripping the cross on her necklace and praying and carrying on like a tool. The next question is about whether Nick is greater than Mike, which I thought for sure would have Daniele wildly overestimating and thus going out, but in fact Jameka overestimates even worse than Daniele and goes out here. In the DR, Jameka graciously doesn't blame God. Amber's twitching and mugging kicks into overdrive, and she DRs about how much she wanted Jameka to win: "Once again, I put everyone else ahead of myself." Oh, and as she's saying this, she? Cries. This time I guess she's crying about how magnanimous she is -- which would, of course, make one emotional. Anyway, this means that Daniele and Amber will be going on the mystery trip. Daniele claps excitedly. Amber not-at-all-quietly loses her fucking mind. She prays and kisses her cross pendant and? Cries. And then loses the competition to Daniele. I guess now I should reject God?

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