Gerry's goodbyes are about what you would expect -- relatively sterile, not terribly friendly, but overtly respectful. All except for Lisa. Lisa has this to say: "What I really have to say to you, and what I really have to say to Eric, is that I'm sorry...that I didn't have the pleasure of putting you up this week." And that is just not necessary. I know she's bitter, I know she's projecting the guilt she feels for not voting to bring Eric back...but honestly? When you know the guy will hear it when he's just been evicted? That's just being small and mean. And it has nothing to do with strategy, and nothing to do with playing a game. It's small and mean. And it changed my opinion of Lisa quite a bit, in just those few seconds. When the videos are over, Julie asks Gerry who he's rooting for, and he offers Danielle. Gerry is reunited with his children, and then he fortunately gets to go far, far away from these petty morons.

For now, it's time for HoH. This week's competition involves answering a series of True/False questions about what evicted houseguests had to say about those still in the house. They're the usual boring questions no one really cares about, and they cast no light on anyone's personality. When all is said and done, Marcellas is HoH. You will be shocked to hear that he takes the opportunity to talk himself up, going on about how he's the first person to win HoH twice. Well, pin a rose on your nose, Marcellas. And also? Shut up.

Who will Marcellas nominate? Will Amy ever stop drinking? Will Julie Chen ever eat the sandwiches I've been sending? Tune in next time for the answers to these and other burning questions.