Wow, the fewer challenges there are in an episode, the longer the recaps gets. That's because I hate recapping the challenges, of course. Because I'm lazy. Julie Chen pops back into the house to chit-chat with Nicole and Will, asking them how it feels to be in the finals. Nicole feels "surreal and confused." Will says being in the finals is "bittersweet." He misses his friends and family, and it's hard for him to be happy at such a down time, he says. Julie wonders whether they have any regrets. Nicole sneers that she regrets "less than some people," and points to Will. Nicole can't avoid being hateful even for five minutes, can she? She does admit that she regrets believing the whole UT story, and sniffs that what Monica just said to her was "hurtful." She also says that she regrets some of the venting she did in the Diary Room, because, she implies, it probably made her look bad. As for Will, he says he has a lot of regrets, but that he's not going to make apologies now, because it's too late to compensate. "I'm not going to question who I am," he says. Julie smiles winsomely at him, and signs off. "I love you, honey," Nicole calls after her, presumably to Jeff, but one never knows. Julie just turns away. Moded!

Outside, Will chatters about how much he likes Monica and how much he enjoyed his last week with her, as he unbuttons his shirt. That's right, baby, take it off. Take it all off. Nicole just snuffles. "I know people are going to ask you, 'How the hell did you live with that guy?' I don't know what you're going to tell them," Will says. Nicole doesn't respond. Actually, they're going to ask her why she's such a cranky pain in the ass.