And that's it. That's all. There ain't no more. All of the houseguests gather around the camera and cheerfully wave goodbye. We close the season with shots of the Big Brother house. It's empty, like my heart, now that I have nothing to recap. Well, for a couple of weeks, anyway. See you all over at Dawson's Creek where I can only try to be even half as funny as Sars, and at The X-Files, where I can only hope not to kill myself. It's going to be on!