Michele DRs that she has turned things around for herself, and that Kevin is her target for next week. Natalie DRs about how she's getting revenge on Jordan and Jeff for having to be on the block with Jessie. Although that only lasted for five minutes, as opposed to the days that Jeff and Jordan will have to spend pouting at each other. Jordan says it "stinks," but she wants Jeff to stay. Jeff agrees that this is his worst-case scenario, and if he stays, Kevin needs to look out. As for Kevin, he says, "Historically, us gay houseguests haven't made the best decisions. So I wanted to make sure that when I have the power, I just make the smartest decision." He's already doing better than Marcellus.
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